01 Oct 2025 13:47:14
🎶🎶"All the dentists in Hartlepool are full, so I flies from teesside airport to Istanbul. I got turkey teeth to impress a wife, now I look like Esther Ranston off her last life. Wouldn't look out of place in his pants on Love Island, a mouth like the child of P. Diddy and Ryland. Some people say I look like Lewis Capaldi, but I got the most expensive teeth in Aldi. I only ever brush my teeth twice a week and now I sound Chinese on a whistle when I speak. And it's twice as much that you'll have to pay to get teeth like these done in the UK. These turkey teeth will only last a few years, so I got to start saving for new veneers. Walked into the pub and was greeted with cheers, it was kinda bittersweet now I can't afford the beers. Dripping my tits up from my trainers to my head, with my Instagram incisors I got from the med, brighter than the sun. Every time I smile it's cause I got a mouth full of Tesco value tiles. I look immense when the moon hits my smirk, you'll be seeing the after image two days later in work. And I've signed an autograph down the local shop, cause everyone thought I was Jurgen Klopp"🎶🎶.
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26 Sep 2025 09:04:53
Just like to say, big congratulations to everyone at Notts county cricket club, winning their first championship in 15 years yesterday, a great achievement knocking the "posh boys "Surrey off their perch, after beating them at the oval last week in a virtual title decider, and confirming the title yesterday, well done lads, hope to see them parading the trophy around the WFCG shortly,
26 Sep 2025 13:09:30
Followed on youtube closely. Great to turn Surrey over, the media couldn't cope with it, went a bit quiet didn't they! Brilliant to win at home and not a rain affected lottery. You always think with Notts teams almost there, they are going to bottle it again, but no. Tremendous! The only thing about Notts I miss; Trent Bridge.
25 Sep 2025 19:55:53
Massive congratulations to Notts for winning the Cricket county championship.
I'm going to give myself loads of " thumbs up" in celebration.
Well done lads!
26 Sep 2025 12:27:43
We are the Champions my friend!
CARLO, member!
24 Sep 2025 18:13:33
Newsflash! Trump has selected himself for the Ryder cup 🏌️🏌️🏌️♂️🤪🤪🏆.
24 Sep 2025 18:40:53
He's the best golfer in history with a handicap of 2.8. The US team will have an unfair advantage with TACO Trumputin on their side.
24 Sep 2025 19:19:59
Trumpty on his own will beat Europe. Playing one handed with his left hand. That's how good he is, Silkworm. He's ridiculously good at everything.
24 Sep 2025 21:03:32
According to Stormy Daniel’s a lot of his balls end in the rough!
24 Sep 2025 22:25:27
Actually agreed ravers 👍wouldn't trust stamer as one of those telling everyone to shut up. As the balls played. If they did. They'd be locked up.
25 Sep 2025 05:57:43
Tyrant Trumpty, the fabricator-in-chief and free speech denier, will make up the score as he goes along and only allow white Americans to play and spectate. He'll say 'I did that hole in 2' after doing it in 5 and anyone that says different will be labelled fake news, kicked off the course and deported. Even if they are an American citizen.
29 Sep 2025 10:57:28
I gather that this morning Trump has sacked Bradley and installed himself as captain in 2 years time! American golf can relax now!
29 Sep 2025 14:29:51
It wouldn't be surprising if he's been begging the New York Governor to find extra points to overturn the result. Or took to Truth Social and demanded 'STOP THE STEAL! ' 'STOP THE STEAL! ' 'STOP THE STEAL! '. Maybe throw in a riot or two for good measure.
23 Sep 2025 13:03:15
RIP Dickie, great man with an infectious personality. 🌳.
23 Sep 2025 23:09:14
Up there with, tony greig. Two amazing ambassadors to the sport. 😇.
25 Sep 2025 20:14:10
Met Dickie a few times when i was umpiring at Premier league and minor county level.
Always a good word and encouragement. A bit quirky but genuinely nice with it.
28 Sep 2025 15:37:43
Dickie Bird didn't like standing next to Jack Russell at the wicket, found him a bit snappy🐕.
20 Sep 2025 15:33:15
If we don't win or draw this game somebody wants shooting!
20 Sep 2025 19:32:44
Somebody is now safe then🤣.
22 Sep 2025 17:03:31
Wasn’t somebody fired last week?
23 Sep 2025 06:36:23
Trumpty needs shooting.
24 Sep 2025 22:27:12
Eds how does ravers get that on. Really should not be allowed. Wow.
25 Sep 2025 14:22:53
Probably because he's right, Bowie. Only the blind TACO supporters can't see it.
25 Sep 2025 18:23:24
You're obviously a supporter of Trumpty, Bowie, if you don't like an opinion. An opinion that a few folk agree with by the looks of it.
28 Sep 2025 00:15:40
Because I think you and your mate think trump should be shot. Tell ya you two thumbs up duo need help.
28 Sep 2025 16:45:04
TACO Trumputin is a science denialist, genocide enabling, pro Russian, paedophile, rapist, fraudster, and lying con man amongst other things. One thing he isn't is a stable politician.
16 Sep 2025 19:28:21
Here's an interesting fact. An estimated 62 million died globally last year. Out of that total 300 million died from drugs. Remarkable when you think about it.
16 Sep 2025 19:48:47
Remarkable how inept you are at maths.
16 Sep 2025 20:15:12
Sent the same lego 😁😂😂😅😅.
16 Sep 2025 20:37:41
No, no the maths is sound I've heard it from a very, very, very reliable source. This individual is never wrong, either. Never wrong on anything.
16 Sep 2025 20:43:48
And he's still gave himself a thumbs up? 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂.
16 Sep 2025 20:51:00
I gave him the thumbs up because I know what he's going on about.
16 Sep 2025 20:51:58
And you gave yourself 2 thumbs up. 🤣🤣🤣.
16 Sep 2025 20:52:58
Got a spliff on I reckon lego 😁😅😅😅😂😂😂😂.
16 Sep 2025 20:58:19
Obesity thing is for certain thus person isn't Martin lewis 😂😂😂😂.
16 Sep 2025 21:16:12
No spliffs today. Ran out last week. So no more until December. None of the 300 million was directly from weed though because it can't kill.
17 Sep 2025 17:52:36
Obviously its killed a few brain cells there boyo.
17 Sep 2025 19:53:38
It was actually Mr. Trumpty that said it. Sorry Silkworm, I've let the cat out of the bag. I don't think they were ever going to get it.
17 Sep 2025 19:58:16
It is TACO Trumputin's brain cells that are dead, Gingerkid. Dementia Donald is the guilt one your Honour. He's the retarded one. His words.
17 Sep 2025 23:00:23
Ah, I get it now Silkman. I'm sorry for questioning your numerical ability!
Yep, Trump makes Biden look normal - and that's saying something.
19 Sep 2025 11:52:23
Got to say i love watching Trump and Starmer doing join press conferences, talk about polar opposites. Its Starmers face when Trumps about to go off on one of his winding rambling tangents. Its almost like Starmers thinking "oh f**k what's he going to say" 🌳.
19 Sep 2025 11:55:09
Or actually Starmer thinking "who put 50p in the d**khead" 🌳.
19 Sep 2025 13:48:11
The latter is probably closer to the truth, Robin.
19 Sep 2025 13:52:13
*joint press conferences even🌳.
20 Sep 2025 10:05:57
Lol who's thumbing my last comment? It has no substance and points out a correction/ spelling mistake 🌳.
14 Sep 2025 14:51:52
Sad news to hear that Ricky Hatton has passed away, a fantastic British Boxer and by all accounts an amazing person away from the ring. I for one will join in the minutes applause before the Manchester derby game.
RIP The Hitman.
14 Sep 2025 20:45:56
Really sad, huge personality that will be solely missed. Rip Hitman🌳.
15 Sep 2025 22:28:22
My mechanics / mate. Best mate bless him. Pics of them both all over his garage. Karaoke etc. Their holiday homes next door to each other.
13 Sep 2025 19:39:28
Anyone watching the boxing tonight? Should be one of the best fights in years. 🌳.
13 Sep 2025 20:55:47
Yes
Big ask for Crawford ask good as he is to move up basically 3 weight divisions. I know he had one fight at light middle. Even then he didn't look as effective.
Canelo looked bigger at the weigh in, and that's before he re hydrates. Will be a cruiserweight by the time the first bell goes
Only see this going one way.
Hope I am wrong.
But like today's game aye.
13 Sep 2025 21:05:11
It's on at silly o'clock so no chance. I'll be in zedland by then. But, Saul by decision, though.
13 Sep 2025 21:11:25
Crawford is the favourite with the bookies although i like you can only see it going one way, Canelos power will surely be the difference🌳.
13 Sep 2025 21:23:43
Silk i know what you mean about silly o'clock, got the matchsticks ready to prop me eyes open🤣
Managed an hours power nap after our game this afternoon so i think that should be sufficient.
Crate of stella, bottle of merlot and Iron Maiden in concert to get the mood flowing. 🌳.
13 Sep 2025 21:28:51
Canelo is 4/ 7 favourite.
I've had a tenner with a mate. Be happy to pay him.
13 Sep 2025 21:38:26
Just checked again, yeah your right, odds have shifted again, probably after the weigh in. Earlier in the week all the talk was of Canelo having to many miles on the clock, couldn't understand that, he's the younger man, yes more rounds and fights under his belt but surely that just improves his ring craft.
Hoping Crawford can be crafty and get himself past rounds 6-7 although can see him talking some huge body shots that'll slow him down. 🌳.
14 Sep 2025 04:17:20
67 that Mbilli vs Martinez was a war, enjoyed that one, hopefully the main event lives up to that🌳.
14 Sep 2025 05:22:06
And here we go🥊🌳.
14 Sep 2025 06:50:32
And against the odds, Crawford was absolutely superb, those two deserve the GOATS of chins, Crawford is class🌳.
14 Sep 2025 06:53:49
Masterclass by Crawford
I knew he was brilliant, but what he did there was different level. Pure class!
12 Sep 2025 16:54:26
Well survived another expensive luxury holiday, it's really touch being a champagne socialist 🤪🤪🍸🍹🍾.
12 Sep 2025 18:10:00
I'm a lefty liberal apparently. According to the 'expert' anyway.
12 Sep 2025 19:43:36
You'd never get a drink out of a champagne flute with that nose 😂😂.
12 Sep 2025 21:51:27
So who are you really then ravers as I know I've not directly said much to you as Ravers.
13 Sep 2025 13:37:01
As Ravers? What does that mean?
13 Sep 2025 14:47:34
Skegvegas.
13 Sep 2025 14:56:50
Skegvegas? I can't remember the last time I went there. Got to be at least 20 years ago. Can't imagine it's changed much. Other than more immigrants. 🤣🤣🤣.
13 Sep 2025 14:59:21
Seriously, though. If it was in response to what I said. What has Skegvegas got to do with me?
13 Sep 2025 15:56:25
He probably won't give you an answer, Ravers. He thinks I was a regular poster under my previous alias (even though I never actually posted anything under it). I think that's what he's getting at. I don't know who Skegvegas was though.
13 Sep 2025 16:23:12
Even immigrants don't go there.
11 Sep 2025 06:21:41
Not sure what the hoo-ha about this Charlie Kirk character who's been shot is all about. The only Charlie Kirk I've ever heard of is a footballer who played for Crewe. Can anyone shed any light on the commotion surrounding this young man's murder?
11 Sep 2025 08:53:32
He's an advocator of free speech in the US. On his terms though. GB News should be called US News as that's all that's been on there this morning.
11 Sep 2025 09:13:31
free speech in the US. Oh, the irony. GB News should've been called US News ages ago. They are pro-US and anti-Britain.
09 Sep 2025 20:42:44
Do you ever notice that people who are poor at debating always revert to name calling, you know like children do.
09 Sep 2025 22:17:57
You never engage in a debate
You just call marinakis and his son
You put riddles on that are provocative to cause a response and when it goes against you You complain
Forest and football and life has moved on from the fifties sixties abd seventies,
You want to debate then do it simple
Stop crying.
09 Sep 2025 22:50:48
Ever noticed that left wing flakes think they're better than everyone else? Then seem to think they can imprint their opinions on everyone else. 🌳.
10 Sep 2025 07:01:46
That's told you, carlo. 🤣🤣.
10 Sep 2025 09:10:41
You know I, m not entitled to an opinion!
🤫🤫.
10 Sep 2025 14:08:07
Some are some aren't. The way of the world I'm afraid. All depends on how people interpret it.
10 Sep 2025 15:12:26
It's like Silkworm. He expressed an opinion which isn't too far away from the truth and it was interpreted as hating or disliking this country somehow.
10 Sep 2025 16:29:43
DTP proving Carlo's point. Calling people who don't agree with old right-wing codgers "flakes".
10 Sep 2025 16:48:55
Don’t do name calling RC, childish.
10 Sep 2025 17:20:21
And Silkworm didn't even criticise our country. That's the best bit. 🤣🤣.
10 Sep 2025 18:32:01
Some nice liberal attitudes 😴🌳.
10 Sep 2025 18:51:01
And bicycle boy, Codgers? Thought you were taking a stand against name calling like the other flake?
Codgers🤣🤣, i'm probably the youngest on the site🤣🤣🌳.
10 Sep 2025 20:53:04
Speak of the devil. How dare you not agree with what I say? This country is all powerful, I say. 🤣🤣.
10 Sep 2025 21:26:47
Carlo is so left he walks around in circles.
10 Sep 2025 22:01:03
I'm sure that you are Winter! Get your young arse back to Cornwall mate.
10 Sep 2025 23:27:58
Ravers your just a 💩stirrer.
Lego mate i quite like it in the land of monkey hangers, people are friendly, i'm about 1/ 4 of mile from 5 miles of sand, granted that Teesworks is an eyesore on the other side of the river but i can't complain. Got tickets already for Truros visit to the Vic and the grounds about a 5min walk. Happy emit up north🌳.
10 Sep 2025 23:49:24
You find a happy place winter in life and not always the plan.
11 Sep 2025 08:48:14
Monkey hangers? Some folk will call that racist, Robin.
11 Sep 2025 11:50:54
Ravers only the uneducated. 🌳.
11 Sep 2025 12:15:01
Yes indeed, Robin. I remember Clattenburg getting accused of racism in a Chelsea match about 10 years ago. He said 'Barrel of monkeys' to a Chelsea player and things have got much worse since then.
11 Sep 2025 12:15:41
You might have the police rattling on your door. 🤣🤣.
11 Sep 2025 20:57:23
Red cyclist get to the opticians, never used the word flakes at all.
11 Sep 2025 21:48:32
Flakes to the left of me, flakes to the right, here am i, stuck in the middle with you😇🌳.
11 Sep 2025 22:09:53
Winter, carlo be devastated as labour are messing everything up as usual 😂😂.
11 Sep 2025 23:07:55
Head and shoulders🤣🌳.
12 Sep 2025 07:49:35
Mandelson was a good fit tk be ambassador to the US. He shouldn't have been sacked as he is pro Russia and pro paedophilia like Trumpty. A match made in heaven.
12 Sep 2025 10:23:04
Whats even worse DTP is the options beyond them are equally if not appallingly bad, liberals and greens would have the white cliffs of dover painted with "all welcome, free meals, free housing", as for the current conservative and reform parties, well they canny even p**s straight.
The country needs to find a new answer and its beyond me to guess what it is. 🌳.
12 Sep 2025 22:26:19
Sorry DTP, I must have the eyesight of a codger thinking you'd call names on here.
I just love using the word "codger", Robin.
Don't know why, but it does seem like the right place to be doing it. This place makes me feel like a whippersnapper. 😆.
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