11 Feb 2026 12:01:49
Anyway, on a lighter note……
Two little known facts about Yul Brynner. Firstly, he was a life long Liverpool fan and secondly, he never used aftershave……
That’s right, Yul never wore Cologne…. 🙄.
Vincent Price was much taller than Katie Price and heavier than Alan Price. I found this out on a Price comparison website …. 🥱😉
A lonely woman puts an ad on a dating website saying she wanted a man who wouldn’t beat her up, wouldn't leave her and was great in bed.
A few days later, the doorbell rings and there’s a chap there with no arms or legs. He says “ Hi, I’m Tim. I’ve seen your advert. I won’t beat you up because I’ve got no arms, and I won’t run away because I’ve got no legs”
The lady says “ How do I know you’ll be great in bed”
Tim says “ Well, I managed to ring the doorbell didn’t I? “………. 😂😂😳😳.
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10 Feb 2026 17:39:41
Three Irish brothers, Mick, Pat, and Tat, enter a pub. The bartender notes that while Mick and Pat are tall, Tat is much shorter and asks why. Mick explains they are triplets, but only he and Pat were breastfed.
Punchline please?
12 Feb 2026 10:11:52
There was no tit for Tat!
10 Feb 2026 16:29:25
Well that's global warming for ya, inch of snow were f.d, and no medals so far in the winter Olympics, for the money they are on. I'd love to push Dyche, stone and woan down the wind tunnel on cardboard cutouts of EDU. 200 mph.
09 Feb 2026 00:25:10
How do I start a debate in discussion?
Trump!
Religion!
Farage!
Pensioners!
That should do it. 😆.
09 Feb 2026 19:20:24
CYCLISTS? 😁🤣🤣.
09 Feb 2026 22:56:37
Horrible, scrounging, layabout, tax-sapping disabled people. They disgust me.
I remember when I first started up wheelchair rugby (AKA 'Murderball') years ago and the Instructor said to me "you're going to love wheelchair rugby Al - you get to beat-up disabled people". I never looked back.
09 Feb 2026 23:41:10
Puncture repair kits? 🤔🌳.
10 Feb 2026 17:36:53
Pensioners not having to take an eye test but allowed to drive or ride a bike still? What's that all about?
10 Feb 2026 18:54:37
What about all these rich pensioners getting richer with this fuel allowance lark? 🤣🌳.
10 Feb 2026 19:29:31
Bloody scavengers, with their houses they bought off the council at the expense of the next generation, sold them and go on a cruise twice a year while everyone else works 60 hours a week to pay rent!
10 Feb 2026 21:33:05
Pensioners the scurge of society. I'm reminded of that every time I get my monthly pay out.
I'm so not worthy after being self employed for 47 years I don't deserve anything. I'm a social sponger.
10 Feb 2026 22:20:27
You make your choices in life cyclist, some make better choices than others.
10 Feb 2026 23:02:19
Gazz chill mate, its an inside joke that digs at a certain member here. Its all in jest. 🌳.
05 Feb 2026 19:30:45
Just like like to say reds, really looking forward to the six nations. Anyone can win it as the margins are so minimal. But come on England, swing low sweet chariot.
05 Feb 2026 19:46:12
With you on that mate, been looking forward to tonight all day. I like that the competition has been condensed this year. 🌳.
04 Feb 2026 15:58:31
Lucca's new nickname is Pizza Crouch apparently. Hilarious.
04 Feb 2026 20:14:44
Hope he can shot on target and not 'Slice" many wide.
05 Feb 2026 11:24:39
I really hope he's the "topping" to our goal scoring puzzle and doesn't flop like "anchovies" out of water. 🌳.
06 Feb 2026 17:17:08
I think 'Good' is the nickname he prefers. Maybe his English is OK after all!
03 Feb 2026 15:07:26
Who gave Trump a peace prize now wants Russia reinstated to international football, does he represent what fans feel?
CARLO.
01 Feb 2026 17:34:40
Ok so I’ve plucked all my nose hairs out with a pair of tweezers.
Now I can’t stop sneezing, do you think it’s related?
01 Feb 2026 18:40:50
According to the experts plucking nose hairs is a terrible idea.
01 Feb 2026 19:50:47
FFS there are nose plucking experts?
01 Feb 2026 20:27:44
I think it's just doctors in general.
01 Feb 2026 23:03:49
Class pineapple 🤣🤣.
02 Feb 2026 14:09:25
Excellent! These posts have reminded me of Billy Connelly's brilliant sketch about the signs of growing old, including when one notices one’s pubic hair turning grey…. “ honestly, in a certain light, my Willy looks like Stewart Grainger…😂😂😂😂😂.
03 Feb 2026 16:25:44
Get some goosgogs!
CARLO.
31 Jan 2026 19:09:48
Remember the life of brian, one of the best films ever for me. Just wish they were young enough to show how the premiership works. What did the premiership ever do for us. Actually probably just in there. Hate it all. Over paid players and underpaid fans. It's a sickness. I know I know, my own opinion.
31 Jan 2026 22:41:12
Life of Brian is my favourite comedy film by far. Brilliant satire on how blindly people follow religion and attach themselves to a false leader who 'says nice phrases' they never even said but written by different writers to be believed as said.
01 Feb 2026 16:22:47
Wow 7 x thumbs up ernie 🤣🤣🤣🤣.
01 Feb 2026 17:19:20
Just do you Silkman.
I’m not Religious however I believe in Jesus.
I don’t go to Church but I read the Bible and pray in my own terms, I guess that doesn’t make much sense to some people.
I also try to follow the Stoic Principles but now and again I fail.
We are all different Silkman and have different opinions, however at the end of the day that’s all they are opinions.
In Jesus name I pray, Amen.
01 Feb 2026 17:49:08
Ernie, just post you sad anti yank. Let posters give ya thumbs up you and dave the sheep are pathetic. Actually try posting forest.
01 Feb 2026 18:38:29
I just put what 'Life of Brian' is about. Nothing more. It's basically about the ridiculousness of religion. What did I put that was 'anti-yank'? I put nothing about the USA. I do post about Forest, but it doesn't always get put on. What does 'I believe in Jesus' even mean? Did you know him personally?
01 Feb 2026 19:57:49
Come on Silkman be realistic.
I believe he was a person same as Buddha.
Just because someone thinks a bit differently and has a different perspective in life than you do doesn’t mean they are wrong.
01 Feb 2026 20:43:08
I'm 95% certain he was a real person like Buddha and Muhammed amongst many others. But supernatural entities are for the birds. I didn't write the film I just know what it's about after watching it so many times. I just put what the film is about.
I wasn't having a go at anyone or any religion. It was Bowie that mentioned the film not me. I just got a torrent of abuse for stating a fact and it was a reaction that you would expect from a child.
01 Feb 2026 21:20:28
And a reaction you would expect from his messiah, TACO Trumputin.
01 Feb 2026 22:19:08
Ask yourself what book did you get the information from in the first place?
02 Feb 2026 07:53:50
From a book that is a collection of supernatural stories, myths and literary creations, DTP.
02 Feb 2026 19:02:53
What the Bible? 🌳.
02 Feb 2026 22:54:09
If you believe in Jesus, read a book called Nailed by David Fitzgerald. I think I found a free pdf copy via Google (the illegal downloading of pirated material is not encouraged by myself or anyone associated with forestrumours)
But I believe in Jesus. Great forward with bags of potential.
03 Feb 2026 00:13:55
The Killers sang "he doesn't look a thing like Jesus, but he talks like a gentleman" and i think the next line is "with a thick portuguese accent". 🌳.
03 Feb 2026 10:05:29
Damn shame we've played Arsenal twice now, i could imagine a Highlander style dual taking place, their Jesus vs our Jesus. "There can only be one", head rolling and all that. 🤣🌳.
03 Feb 2026 11:27:26
Jesus is everywhere and lives in us all. 🤣.
10 Feb 2026 21:37:01
And they all lived happily ever after.
11 Feb 2026 16:26:03
Not really ernie gets on my t1ts.
28 Jan 2026 00:14:16
Mrs Legolas staying away atm, so I've just watched one of my favourite films - Platoon. This quote from the film sums things up I think:
'Keep your pecker hard and your powder dry, and your world will turn'.
28 Jan 2026 11:37:56
It’s a great film Lego. Oliver Stone “amended” those lines from Oliver Cromwell’s famous ( and much more practical when going into battle) advice to his Roundheads to “ Fear God and keep your powder dry”.
Cromwell is one of all time heroes.
On Saturday we took my Grandson to a re enactment of the 1644 Battle of Nantwich by the Sealed Knot. Great fun. Cromwell wasn’t present at the original skirmish ( but Ireton and Fairfax were).
28 Jan 2026 18:15:13
Didn't Cromwell's army massacre thousands of Irish and, in effect, conduct ethnic cleansing? Not a 'loaded' question Stokey - but I know you've studied this stuff and I'd appreciate your take on it. (I don't need an essay though mate! ).
{Ed001's Note - yes Lego they did. The Irish hate Cromwell.}
28 Jan 2026 19:03:00
Hey lego, during the civil have you heard of the Battle of Lostwithiel that took place in and around Restormal Castle? Its actually fascinating, Google it if you haven't it's well worth a read. 🌳.
28 Jan 2026 19:51:03
Yes Ed and Lego he did but as a Puritan and he no regard for Papists and thought of the Irish as spawn of the devil. However, neither side took any prisoners and the feeling was mutual. In pitched battles in Ireland he never lost one. Plus the Catholics weren’t entirely averse to a massacre of Protestant settlers either.
Cromwell was not only a great military commander but a massive influence on the eventual development of the Parliamentary democracy we enjoy today with the Monarchy in Parliament.
Bearing in mind Cromwells time was 400 years ago, his ideas were truly revolutionary and its effects to this day out of all proportion to his few years as Protector of the English Republic.
Have a read of “The Putney Debates”, truly incredible.
I’ve visited the Church in Putney, Cromwells house by Ely Cathedral and the battlefields at Naseby, Edgehill and Marston Moor.
Cromwell is certainly a controversial figure ( my Mums side of the family are Irish Catholics). Have a listen to Morrisey’s great song “ Irish blood, English heart “ to hear what I mean.
28 Jan 2026 20:54:32
Thanks Stokey, Winter and Ed1. I've got a day off tomorrow, so will have a 'historical' day doing my own research.
28 Jan 2026 22:16:56
Colonel Thomas Rainsford leader of the “Levellers” faction, Putney Debates 1847 presided over by Oliver Cromwell….
“For really I think that the poorest hee that is in Rngland hath a life to live, as the greatest hee; and therefore truly Sir, I think itt clear, that every Man that is to live under a Government ought first by his own Consent to put himself under that Government; and I do think that the poorest man in England is not at all bound in a strict sense to that Government that he hath not had a voice to put Himself under”
So, one man one vote, freedom of conscience and equality under the law 400 years ago…Just unbelievable isn’t it?
“Irish blood, English heart is what I’m made of
There is no one on Earth I’m afraid of
And no regime can buy or sell me
And I will die with both of my hands untied “
Morrisey.
28 Jan 2026 22:43:11
Stokey - I suppose my initial thoughts, without researching the history of the 1600's and hopefully not sounding too deep, is that I guess 'ethnic cleansing' has gone on throughout human history going right back to the days of the Homo Sapiens vs the Neanderthals. OK, the term was first coined in Bosnia when I was there. But, perhaps, 'ethnic cleansing', whilst horrible, is a human character-trait that has gone on since us humans emerged?
Anyway, I'll shut up now as Mrs L is now back home and I better show her some attention!
29 Jan 2026 18:56:38
I just remember Brian, the rounded big head 😇.
30 Jan 2026 11:01:08
He was sometimes very “ Cavalier” on his TV interviews Bowie ……. 😂😉.
30 Jan 2026 18:31:47
Winter - regarding the Battle of Lostwithiel, it really was fascinating reading when I researched it. In Army speak - 'knowing the ground' myself after walking around the areas described, I think that the Royalists did a 'job' on the Cavaliers. Also, and this rings true throughout the history of armed conflict to this day - never divide your forces.
Stokey - it's not very often I disagree with you mate. However, after researching Cromwell I've come to the conclusion that he was a right s***. Yes, he left a lasting legacy which was very good for England, but at such an expense of both English and Irish lives. I know he's your hero, but the Int Corps in me tends to think that he was a hyper-religious nutter. I saw the work of planty of those types in Bosnia.
30 Jan 2026 19:50:31
I thought you'd like it mate, love Restormal castle, been there several times, in fact the whole Fowey River valley is beautiful. 🌳.
26 Jan 2026 16:18:28
Looking for someone to play Henry 8th in a local production, any suggestions?
CARLO.
27 Jan 2026 10:58:31
Try 'Psycho', Stuart with his knowledge of Punk and General, he won the Celeb Mastermind! Acting. maybe?
27 Jan 2026 12:19:50
Badger, serious question, read a few of your posts recently and can't make head or tail of what your getting at, it's like a riddle only you understand?.
27 Jan 2026 15:24:31
Henry was a big ginger bloke with a beard, with a gruff voice, sound familiar
🤪🤪
CARLO.
27 Jan 2026 16:02:04
Count me out Carlo, I’ve only had 2 wives mate! 😂😂😂😂😂.
27 Jan 2026 17:19:20
Once explained it's obvious 🤔🤷.
27 Jan 2026 17:24:25
Yes Stokie but i thought you liked a bit of Chopin! What with you being highly sophisticated!
🪓🪓
CARLO.
27 Jan 2026 17:27:06
Depends whether you’re channeling Damien Lewis opposite Mark Rylance in “ Wolf Hall” or Sid James opposite Kenneth Williams in “ Carry On Henry” mate.
Either way, keep your chopper well maintained and try not to get your Hampton Caught…. 😂😂😂😂😂
By the way, if you know anyone with a surname beginning with “Fitz” ( ie Fitzgerald, Fitzroy, Fitzsimmons etc) then there’s a very good chance they are descended from Henry’s numerous illegitimate lines of person sons.
He was the Boris Johnson of his day …
Hope that was useful Carlo? 😂😂😂😂💤💤.
27 Jan 2026 18:07:44
In my line of work I often encountered King Dick
🔧🔧
CARLO.
27 Jan 2026 19:52:12
Carlo, your private life is nothing to do with me mate……. 😂😂😂😂😂😂.
27 Jan 2026 21:11:13
Thought your be a fan of his Minute Waltz Stokie,
CARLO 🎼🎼🎹🎹🎻.
28 Jan 2026 11:50:33
I love anything by Chopin Carlo, my friend. The Minute Walz was the opening signature piece to the brilliant Radio 4 show “Just a Minute” ( where the teams had to speak for a minute on a given topic without hesitation, digression or repetition). Just superb entertainment …
The Preludes are probably my favourite. I’m reminded of the TS Eliot’s lines from “Portrait of a Lady…
“We have been, let us say, to hear the latest Pole
Transmit the Preludes, through his hair and fingertips.
“So intimate, this Chopin, that I think his soul
Should be resurrected only among friends
Some two or three, who will not touch the bloom
That is rubbed and questioned in the concert room”….
25 Jan 2026 21:30:01
I maybe upset a few people on this site regarding the comments I made about Bowie.
I hadn’t seen the posts he had made previously on this page and his recognitions of his drinking and what problems it can cause.
I am so glad he had already recognised what was going on.
The only reason I mentioned it is because I know the signs and have been down and maybe still going down that road, it is a constant battle.
So basically I just want to say not that it means much however, a big congratulations to Bowie and keep fighting.
26 Jan 2026 00:01:28
Very much appreciated pineapple thank you.
24 Jan 2026 22:43:52
You lot should be on 'Traitors', because I'm buggered if I know who's telling the truth.
24 Jan 2026 23:32:11
It's just their opinion oggy, quite frankly I could not care less, don't like the gang warfare on bowie though just because he's married an American citizen and find the need to keep provoking him a tard childish.
25 Jan 2026 19:47:22
Thank you dtp.
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