22 Jan 2026 16:41:05
Pitch inspection at 5.30 😬.
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22 Jan 2026 12:24:33
McAtee and Kalimuendo big mistakes TAXI for Edu.
Agree1
22 Jan 2026 14:53:57
Bakwa and Ndoye don’t look too hot either Munmad. Luiz is a talent but always injured. If I were Big M I wouldn’t let him spend so much as another penny. And that’s what worries me as some of the strikers we have been linked with look equally as poor as the players you mentioned.
Agree2
22 Jan 2026 16:19:45
Lucca supposed to be on a plane tonight to sign if rumours are to be believed.
Agree1
22 Jan 2026 16:52:13
Looks a bit like desperation!
CARLO.
Agree1
22 Jan 2026 16:59:54
I heard were signing a player from Charlie and the chocolate factory. Umpa lumpa 😁.
Agree1
22 Jan 2026 17:46:54
Is Lucca Edu, s final gift to us?
CARLO.
Agree1
22 Jan 2026 18:04:35
Looks like it’s Lucca in. Hopefully he’s not bad Lucca leading us to relegation. Time will tell.
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22 Jan 2026 18:41:52
Looks like douglas luiz off to chelsea.
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22 Jan 2026 18:42:27
He's been on fire so far this season 🫣🌳.
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22 Jan 2026 11:08:27
My team to play Braga
4-4-2
Sels
Savona
Jair Cunha
Abbott
Williams
Dominguez
Yates
Sangare
McAtee
Ndoye
Bakwa.
Agree1
22 Jan 2026 12:38:27
My Team to play Braga
9-1
GK
Sels
DEFENCE
Williams
Morato
Murillo
Chuna
Milenkovic
Cuiabano
Aina
Savona
Abbott
Attack
Jesus
We don't need a midfield with Dyche. We just lump it up to Jesus. Should be a valuable 0-0 with that side.
Agree2
22 Jan 2026 14:23:31
Yes it's going to be a night of parking the flinstone bus. and lobbing the ball up to there defence Dino tactics.
Agree0
22 Jan 2026 16:05:29
Skegs and Balloons Derbys finest.
Agree3
22 Jan 2026 16:21:27
🥱🥱🥱🥱💤💤💤Same old, same old eh Skegs and Larry….
Agree3
22 Jan 2026 16:31:11
Isn't Jesus injured?
Agree1
22 Jan 2026 16:54:25
You know we're right though stokie 😁.
Agree0
22 Jan 2026 18:38:58
“Who will rid me of these turbulent priests “…. 😂😂😂💤💤.
Agree0
22 Jan 2026 18:42:28
Spot on Ripley.
Agree0
22 Jan 2026 11:07:55
No idea what the team will be tonight but I don't want to see, Murillo, Malenkovic, Williams, Anderson or Gibbs-White anywhere near the squad.
Where's MUNMAD when you need him?
Agree1
22 Jan 2026 12:40:48
Posted above mate.
Agree0
22 Jan 2026 09:14:01
If the game goes ahead tonight seems like it will be played in quagmire, ideal for the long ball game, but looks like no one upfront for us to capitalise.
Agree0
22 Jan 2026 09:54:30
That's nothing new 🤣.
Agree0
22 Jan 2026 16:24:57
I don’t know much about Braga or their pitch Mossy but modern pitches tend to be well drained and not prone to turning into quagmires.
Any long balls aerially tend to zip off a wet surface and go out for a throw or through to the keeper.
But as we don’t play a long ball game anyway, it’s irrelevant……🥄🥄🥄🥄🥄🥄😉😉.
Agree2
22 Jan 2026 09:23:33
{Ed's Note - Ed001 has posted a new article entitled, Matchday 22 - Quick Round Up
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22 Jan 2026 06:36:26
No Jesus tonight. so looks like the smiling assassin 🫣.
Agree1
22 Jan 2026 06:55:31
Watch him bag a hat trick.
Agree1
22 Jan 2026 08:10:33
Awonyi can't play not in the squad so Ndyia up front with Hudson and MGW with Yates back a couple of youngsters on the bench no sweat.
Agree1
22 Jan 2026 08:32:39
Awoniyi not in the europa squad so can't play
So no striker.
Agree1
22 Jan 2026 09:07:50
Only a matter of time before Jesus got injured!, Sean must have taken notice how Pontius Pilate treated the original.
Agree0
22 Jan 2026 09:56:41
So milenkovic up front then jobs a good un 😁 if he can't get onto the crosses and long balls we might as well forget it 🤣🤣.
Agree0
22 Jan 2026 16:26:23
Someone please, please kill
me now……. 🥱🥱💤💤😵😵😂….
Agree0
22 Jan 2026 16:56:05
Yes with a candlestick in the library. Any 🙋♂️ volunteers 🤣🤣.
Agree1
22 Jan 2026 18:39:48
Just make it quick……. 😵🥱😂💤.
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21 Jan 2026 21:49:27
Not sure what room we have with ffp or whatever it’s called now but we desperately need a striker. We need to sell some deadwood and get things moving. It’s very frustrating atm
What’s the betting tomorrow night we create a few chances and just can’t take them yet again? I like Jesus he really puts a shift in but he just doesn’t seem capable of scoring the goals we require.
Agree1
22 Jan 2026 02:24:06
I think it could be a case of sell before we buy or at least free some wages up.
Agree1
22 Jan 2026 05:40:54
Agree Dave it may be the only way- and if that is the case it shows just what a basket case the club is we’ve wasted hundreds of millions on rubbish.
Agree3
22 Jan 2026 08:34:58
Heard it all before about players being crap
Remember sangare for the first two years?
Three managers with different styles haven't helped the new boys settle either.
Agree2
21 Jan 2026 17:54:28
I think I've sussed out our recruitment dilemma chaps and chappettes! It's all to do with The Bard, no not rhubarb!
Ok, we know this season has been a COMEDY OF ERRORS so far, but it's not really SD's fault!
This is all down to one man, to quote The Bard, Edu Brutus, is to blame!
So, can anyone fit in more of his work? Shakespear I mean, not blooming Edu Brutus lol.
Agree2
21 Jan 2026 20:21:41
Chapettes? 🤣🤣🤣.
Agree0
21 Jan 2026 20:25:34
I think Keeff we need “ The Taming of Edu” before we can move on to mid table safety when all this fuss with be “Much Ado About Nothing” and the supposed sacking of SD just “ A Midsummer Nights Dream”. We might even be able to play football “ As You Like It” ……🙄🙄😉😉.
Agree1
21 Jan 2026 20:35:12
Edu ain't the problem, the problem left the building after 3 games
We move on as a club.
Agree2
21 Jan 2026 20:41:52
Mid table you read to many story books stokey 🤣🤣🤣 no chance with dyche the dino.
Agree0
21 Jan 2026 21:04:11
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 edu ain't the problem it's nuno its sels etc etc who would honestly listen to u dtp after all you predictions and knowledge. Your nearly as bad as jacknorry stokie with his prediction of dyche being great and getting us midtable 🤣🤣🤣😅.
Agree0
21 Jan 2026 21:16:08
Skeggs my little bin dipper, trust me no listens to you and never have ❤️🤣🤣🤣.
Agree4
21 Jan 2026 21:17:03
Talking about wrong predictions Skeggs you made quite a few mate. But don’t worry, it’ll be a case of “ Alls Well That Ends Well” this season my friend ……😀😀.
Agree3
21 Jan 2026 21:23:52
Surrage and Grabban on standby they will get us to midtable, Osong back from Motherwell if we don't sign anyone and get in jury's who knows 🤡🤡.
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21 Jan 2026 22:10:48
Anyway off to bed lads. stokie my prediction for tmoz hammered by a poor Portuguese team. you coming up with some sort of fiddled statement about how it wasn't dyche fault it was the owner 🤣 dtp my little ram in disguise that says he lives in Nottingham and its really Derbyshire with his nights out at the local with the sheep night night girlies.
Agree1
21 Jan 2026 22:28:52
I refer to Ed1's post about this being the bitchiest site. C'mon guys.
Agree3
21 Jan 2026 22:28:55
Sleep on this skeggs
If it wasn't for the owner we wouldn't have been in the premier in the first place, that's his fault and totally down to him thank god
To be happy and excited that you want "YOUR TEAM"to get hammered speaks volumes of your support for the club you try and convince us you support.
Agree5
21 Jan 2026 22:48:28
Lego, stop trying to change the site
We only used to argue amongst each other about forest
Now its far from that.
Agree2
22 Jan 2026 00:26:43
DTP - you seem to be the instigator/ agitator of most of the arguments and bitchiness on this site between posters. Stop trying to change the site? So that it remains your personal space to slag off anyone you want to? Personally, I think you really drag this site down.
Agree7
22 Jan 2026 02:29:08
Yes, dtp, the problem with the club was the coach that got us into Europe. Not the fact that these billionaire owners don't like to hear negative words when the coaches answer questions. Big bank balance usually breeds big egos.
Agree4
22 Jan 2026 03:20:26
Well said lego. It's relentless.
Agree4
22 Jan 2026 08:20:37
Yes you've never been the instigater have you balloons? 🤔😎🤣🤣🤣🤣.
Agree2
22 Jan 2026 09:20:53
Maybe I don't takes things quite so seriously
There's never been much point being over serious on here with skeggs about and he's been about forever
Your just a pup still lego.
Agree1
22 Jan 2026 09:59:12
So being on the site longer gives you free rein to act like a nob?
As my Grandma used to say to me "act your age and not your shoe size" 🌳.
Agree3
22 Jan 2026 10:06:22
There's enough being serious. At home bills to pay roof over your head health. etc etc. I come on this site for a laugh a banter and because I love and hate forest 🤣 and because over the many years its an escape from the insanity of real life's problems it's always been a great site with loads of great characters. Probably all of never agreed on anything but that's what makes it a great site. you only after go on any other banter site.
that's mostly dead all week or even for months to realise this is the best banter site out there and the eds call it bitchy but Its always been this way I bet there's been many times the eds have sat there with a cup of tea after a bad day and spat there tea out laughing at somebody's comment on here. propably cheered them up. come on Ed you must of laughed more than a few times 😁.
Agree4
22 Jan 2026 12:15:46
When an opinion is not well-received, it is important to acknowledge its existence without expressing personal offense or grievance. This can be achieved by suggesting a countertheory or alternative perspective, demonstrating that you have considered the opinion while maintaining a calm head.
Agree2
22 Jan 2026 12:34:05
Well said skeggs
Read it red Robin and when it comes to nobs your top of the class and ask yourself why you came on in the first place.
Agree1
22 Jan 2026 13:45:23
Very really agree with your comments Skegs, but your spot on, I come on here to get away from the day to day pressure of life, sometimes it gets nasty, but the Ed's usually sort it. Posters should realise it's not life or death, it's a football banter site about Nottingham Forest 🤷👍.
Agree2
22 Jan 2026 14:29:10
Yawn, DTP you and those come back comments, all as predictable as dyches tactics, old, stale, musty and past their sell by date. 💤🌳.
Agree3
22 Jan 2026 14:36:09
And come up with something original yourself rather than trying to point at Jays post and claiming it as some sort victory. 🌳.
Agree3
22 Jan 2026 15:37:32
There's no getting at you is there little red Robin? 🤣🤣🤣.
Agree1
22 Jan 2026 16:23:57
Im OK with it all just "don't f ck with cats,
Agree1
22 Jan 2026 17:03:05
Or Hedgehogs they are cool. 🌳.
Agree1
22 Jan 2026 18:34:28
Very true ripley a good post mate
There's to many can dish it out but can't take it when returned.
Agree0
22 Jan 2026 18:45:00
Thats what Peter Mandleson said. 🌳.
Agree0
21 Jan 2026 17:28:28
Fire up the scattergun Eduardo!
Agree2
22 Jan 2026 13:47:20
Mr Marinakis has taken the gun away, as all Edu's been firing is blanks!. m.
Agree0
21 Jan 2026 16:53:53
Right. Dyche says Cuiabana is training with them. The press believe he'll be sold on to someone else. Does he exist at all? I've looked thoroughly through the latest training video from the club and can't see him anywhere.
I now firmly believe he was a ghost signing and is now our resident phantom player.
Agree1
21 Jan 2026 17:34:18
This is a tactical move on Dyche's part, designed to ensure he can fully unleash Cubiana once he gains a deeper understanding of the Premier League's intricacies. Until that point, Cubiana will serve as a training cone, requiring him to prove his worth by fully integrating with it.
Hope this helps?
Agree2
21 Jan 2026 18:03:05
I think he played the other night for the B team against psg.
Agree1
21 Jan 2026 15:49:52
We seem never to look in our own back yard for new players - why?
Also our B team our under 18 do they not have potentially good players coming through - why not
I believe our recruiters who ever they are, are our weak link, ie we are only occasionally linked to players in the lower English divisions. If this Italian is a possibility, has you tube been the method of evaluating? Considering we might be paying him a 6 figure salary if he is on loan. This seems very poor business sense. Also the club want to sell him? Why
Our aim should be to get players who are already playing premiership football, like strand Larsen. He might be saying to his agent I don’t want to move to a club 3 places above Wolves. This has been our problem ever since we were promoted. The deal that brought Anderson was an eye opener but I think related more to Newcastle balancing their books.
What the recruiters need to understand is any one from a warmer climate is going to take time to settle, never mind accomodating to the premier league.
There is no doubt everyone on this site wants a striker. SD will saying this everyday. The worry is that he will not be given a say, yet will take the brunt of criticism from fans if the striker is pants.
Ndoye and MCatee people want the club to sell. On what criteria were they bought and are we being to short sighted moving them on early.
People blame SD because our only other striker was moved on, but I suspect he had no control and it was a financial decision from on high.
Agree5
21 Jan 2026 17:34:42
One name EDU!
Agree1
21 Jan 2026 18:12:56
Another good post Nuno! 👍👍👏🏻👏🏻.
Agree1
21 Jan 2026 18:50:26
So nononuno now your agreeing with your good pal nuno when he said edus signings wernt good enough 🤔. don't really care what anyone says dyche doesn't know what tactics are. and we will get found out tmoz by a poor Portuguese side.
Agree0
21 Jan 2026 19:12:53
Carlo is right though skeggs edu only sorts things out with the agents, our head of recruitment identifies the players who is Portuguese and seeing as you know that you'll know his name 🤣🤣.
Agree1
21 Jan 2026 19:53:03
I totally agree with you Nuno.
Agree0
21 Jan 2026 20:05:59
At the end of the day. fans on here only see what suits them edu is in charge of overseeing all transfers in and out plus strategy and tactics fact a coach his a coach has I've been reminded lots of times his job his to coach the players given to him by you know who. dyche can't coach or put any tactics into the team has he as none fact and most of you wanted rid of nuno because of his boring football that got us into Europe.
So when we get hammered by a useless Portuguese team tmoz think of nuno smoking a big far cigar with a smile on his face because he was right about recruitment and edu which you are all moaning about now. and me collecting my free beer for a couple of weeks 😉 😁.
Agree0
21 Jan 2026 20:10:06
Like i say the academy players will start coming through in the next 2 to 5 years, nothing in B team at the moment.
Agree0
21 Jan 2026 15:45:40
Palace want 35m for Mateta, get down to London and get it done! 🌳.
Agree1
21 Jan 2026 17:35:48
This won't happen, RRHood. If he doesn't fulfill Edu's over-complex statistics, he won't be entertained.
Agree1
21 Jan 2026 17:52:11
Obviously it won't happen, we can dream though you stick in the mud. 🌳.
Agree1
21 Jan 2026 18:15:28
There’s the obvious elephant trap, Red Robin mate, which is that no top class player with any knowledge of the workings of the Premiership will entertain the idea of coming to a basket case of a club like ours …….
Agree3
21 Jan 2026 18:51:53
Especially with a manager that hasn't got a clue how to get the best out of some of the best players in the Premier league.
Agree1
21 Jan 2026 20:01:08
Agreed Stokey. And that goes back to my belief that we should be giving our best players from our Academy their next step-up in training and the opportunity to shine for us. After all, they're already used to the madness that is Forest!
Agree2
21 Jan 2026 20:15:06
Really? 🥱🥱.
Agree0
21 Jan 2026 20:57:58
Lego that's the most ridiculous thing I've ever seen posted on here
Give us the banes in the academy that are ready?
Agree2
21 Jan 2026 21:57:00
Names? 😁🤣🤣.
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