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01 Oct 2025 17:39:48
Come on you Olympiacos.

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01 Oct 2025 11:16:25
Don't tell them your name Pike! lol

I'm upbeat about Thursday, Ange should know the players he needs for that first win!

COYR.

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01 Oct 2025 10:42:45
Went for my yearly wonder around Goose fair to tut, tut at the prices yesterday 🤷.
I've read that Midtjylland are to bring about 400 supporters, I hope if there's any spare tickets some schools can get them.
Exciting fight back last night edge of the seat stuff. OOPs 🤦. I hate direby.

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01 Oct 2025 16:14:10
There is only about 5 tickets left in total around the stadium. There shouldn't be any free tickets to anyone if the club can sell them.

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01 Oct 2025 09:30:17
Tottenham avoided a big upset in the Champions League as they fought back from two goals down to rescue a draw at Norwegian minnows Bodo/ Glimt.

The Scandinavian minefield that is European footy.

I don't think I've seen such a load of horse 💩 as what I've read recently here. Talk about doom mongers and trolls! 😂.

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01 Oct 2025 10:11:16
The mighty Bodo/ Glimt ay, what made me laugh was reading that spurs had same squad as last season as a reason to attack Ange. Like they never strengthened to the tune of 200 million 🤣.

And if you do find one living under a bridge, the best way to deal with them? Become one with their tactics, become them you hate, they soon shut up🌳.

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01 Oct 2025 10:14:37
"Stupid boy Pike" 🌳.

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01 Oct 2025 10:34:58
Its almost becoming a battle for the soul of the site. Like a crusade against doom merchants and trolls.

But fear not my friends i will take the sword and defend those with a sense of humour, those who are rational, those who love a good drunken midnight post, those who don't love those shiny brown sheep nuggets.

For they are here my friends, they are at the gates, like flies swarming around cyclists horse 💩.

Now take up your sense of humour, your reason, your auto correct functions and arm yourselfs for the fight ahead 🤣🌳.

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01 Oct 2025 10:39:45
Well done Sir Talkalot get off ya horse and drink ya milk 🥛🥛🐴🤡.

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01 Oct 2025 11:08:34
Yes sir🫡🌳.

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01 Oct 2025 13:13:40
"Titter Ye Not! "
2-0 Forest!

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01 Oct 2025 08:07:21
Dads Army 😆 brilliant! But I think from that show, the best line is said many times by the late great John Laurie!

We're Doomed, doomed I tell you 😆.

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01 Oct 2025 13:15:38
Or what about Blackadder Go's Forth!
"Boom! Boom! Boom! Boom! "
🤣🤣🤣🤣.

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The Next Manchester United Manager Faces A Massive Task

01 Oct 2025 07:39:26
{Ed's Note - Rewz has posted a new article entitled, The Next Manchester United Manager Faces A Massive Task

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30 Sep 2025 11:01:20
James Ward Prowse was left behind in London by Nuno, wasn't fancied by him when on loan at Forest, with a view to buy!, I suppose that was when Nuno had the majority say in who we got otherwise Edu would have OKd the deal.

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30 Sep 2025
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30 Sep 2025 11:10:36
Interesting🤔, an incompetent home guard unit run by a pompous leader who didn't know what he was doing! 🤦🙂.

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30 Sep 2025 11:40:39
Interesting how the sheep in disguise come out with their laughing emojis when things aren't going to well🌳.

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30 Sep 2025 13:25:00
"Don't tell'em MOSSEYRED! "
🤣🤣🤣.

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30 Sep 2025 13:50:16
Interesting again🤔, born on Woodfield Road, worked at Raleigh from school, mushy peas in my blood, always lived within 6 miles of where I was born!, and get called a direby fan by some batchy A*** from Devon 😄😄.

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30 Sep 2025 16:27:50
Mossy 🤣🤣🤣 a Direby fan from Inner Tong Tong or Slaparse lane perhaps? 🤔🤣🤣🤣🦘🦘🦘🦘.

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30 Sep 2025 17:25:43
Funny how they all come out when things aren't going to well at the WFCG, like flies attracted to a steaming cow pat, or more in this case a shiny brown sheep nugget. 💩🐑🌳.

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30 Sep 2025 17:47:06
🐑🐑🐑🪓🖕🌳.

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30 Sep 2025 18:26:08
Any proof he's a sheep or just bs accusations?

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30 Sep 2025 18:44:11
Should of stuck with nuno going to come back to bite maranakis edu massive problem.

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30 Sep 2025 18:48:33
Hooydonk its a complete mess mate.

haha I've not actually said any individual is a sheep just insinuated that someone is one. Its you lot jumping to conclusions.

Do love a good wind up🤣🌳.

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30 Sep 2025 22:36:33
Who, s going to play the wide boy Pvt. Walker?

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30 Sep 2025 23:32:28
Heard it'll be the Reverend Timothy Farthing, he's particularly good at crosses when playing out wide. 😉🌳.

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01 Oct 2025 10:15:01
Remember Pvt. Walker was swarthy looking with slicked back black greased hair.

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01 Oct 2025 10:43:33
Ive not seen it since i was a kid Carlo, didn't it used to be on on a Sunday teatime?
And yeah i remember him, didn't have to many lines if i'm remembering rightly. 🌳.

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01 Oct 2025 12:45:28
Became a comedy classic, and the one with not many lines was Sponge.

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30 Sep 2025 10:50:13
We have to give Ange until Xmas at least to give him a chance to impose his style of play at Forest

If we are s in the bottom 6 then I think Mr M needs to swallow his pride and move heaven and earth to get either Silva Iriola or Glasner imo.

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30 Sep 2025 12:29:37
He won’t last till Xmas.

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30 Sep 2025 16:09:37
Any of them three coach's you mentioned would have been ideal, as for Postoleglou style of play?, there's spurs supporters gone bald scratching there heads trying to figure it out!.

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30 Sep 2025 16:29:12
I think the Ange will have 5 maybe 6 game's maximum before he bounces over Lady bay Bridge 🦘🦘🦘🦘.

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30 Sep 2025 17:25:30
I think a trifle naive to think AP will be gone by Xmas. In part, we are again as a club in the mire. Do you honestly think the CP or Bournemouth managers will ever come to us. As always we are left scraping the barrel. Nuno was a Tottenham reject who went to Saudi. His West Ham appt is his drink at the last chance saloon. It’s true, on current form last season and this over 10 premier league matches or more we are sure certs for relegation. AP credentials are not good either ie Tottenham are 4th, new manager and more or less the same squad. So it does not bode well that we have AP who failed them last season when they just escaped relegation. It’s my belief that Big M should have sacked Edu rather than Nuno but Big Ms hand was forced. I cannot see where the next points will come from. As in theory we probably had the easiest start of any of our competitors.

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30 Sep 2025 10:07:14
Please Ange get Murrilo back in that side for Thursday we look insecure without him

Sels

Williams
Milenkovic
Murrilo
Zinchenko

Sangare/ Luis

Bakwa
Anderson
MGW
Ndoye

Jesus.

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30 Sep 2025 10:52:03
Hopefully he's fit enough mate. definitely need him back.

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30 Sep 2025 12:48:16
We're unlikely to see Murrillo or Luiz for a while yet.

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Thoughts On The Liverpool v Crystal Palace Match

30 Sep 2025 07:39:27
{Ed's Note - KingKenny1809 has posted a new article entitled, Thoughts On The Liverpool v Crystal Palace Match

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29 Sep 2025 22:53:29
Well look at the Hammers now, I wonder how they got a point! New manager? New confidence? New team ethic? Blimey Nuno, have you taken the City Ground spirit to the Capital City? I wondered where it had gone!

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29 Sep 2025 23:23:25
Nuno just instills a air of confidence, I bet it was appreciated by the players after Potter, our players will now have a team talk by Sir Les Patterson🤦.

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30 Sep 2025 09:05:46
Our loss, West Ham's gain.

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29 Sep 2025 14:48:18
Impostor-no-clue really needs a win this week before some tough premier league games. Whatever happens it has the feel of a relegation struggle this season sadly.

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29 Sep 2025 19:50:57
We’ve already surrendered 8 points we’d have hoped to have got - already up against it now.

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29 Sep 2025 20:46:49
Yeah, may as well just accept Championship football next year now eh fellas.

F@cks sake, get a grip, it's hilarious.

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29 Sep 2025 22:31:47
It's not about 'getting a grip' Ginger - it's all about accepting reality. We were poor under Nuno at the end of last season and equally unable to score in our pre-season games. And now, even with a new manager, things continue in a similar vein with no wins in 5 games.

Don't get me wrong - I've seen some great moments of our play under Ange. However, possession and shot stats don't equate to winning matches.

I remain optimistic for the time being but, deep down, doubtful.

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29 Sep 2025 22:33:22
Well said Ginge 🌳.

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29 Sep 2025 22:35:51
Nobody’s laughing.

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29 Sep 2025 22:57:23
Nuno already making an impression at West Ham, just saying.

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30 Sep 2025 23:34:30
Would imagine Marinakis makes a rather large impression wherever he sits🤭🌳.

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