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21 Jan 2025 16:55:03
Bit quiet on here so what do we think about the Donald?
CARLO.

21 Jan 2025 18:14:44
As a retired Police Officer Carlo mate, I’m appalled that the leader of the free world is a convicted fraudster and rapist…. apart from being a pathological liar, a megalomaniac and Putins man in the White House it’s all good news ……😔😔😔😔.

21 Jan 2025 18:52:44
Ya not keen then Stokie. 🤣 As a retired Prison Officer you nick him and I'll lock him up. Then we'll use his money as proceeds of crime to fund Nuno's transfer window 😎🎈.

21 Jan 2025 19:08:36
IMO Carlo the guy is yet another dictator, the likes of which seem to be taking over countries around the world. They're nutters who are addicted to power, supported by oligarchs whose noses are also in the trough to make even more money.

Also, I'm convinced Putin has something over Trump which he feels he can exploit if needed. 'Golden shower' or something else.

21 Jan 2025 19:17:32
Stokey's an ex cop. everyone, you have the right to remain silent if he talks to you.

21 Jan 2025 19:23:17
A couple of Putins oligarchs bailed Trump out when his Florida chain of luxury hotels with golf courses went belly up Legolas mate. A debt that was never repaid financially. The oligarchs even hired the top floor suites to keep an eye on the gambling, prostitution and other shenanigans.
I’m sure there will be some footage, golden shower or not mate…….

21 Jan 2025 19:30:52
Sounds like a plan Balloons! 👍👍.

21 Jan 2025 19:52:14
I'd have loved to be arrested and interviewed under caution by Stokey. There would have been no need to state any 'right of silence' - I'm sure Stokey would have talked about obscure history at any suspect until the tape ran out!

In fact, thinking about it maybe I would have confessed in full - as my ears started bleeding profusely during the interview.

21 Jan 2025 20:07:45
The world is saved now that the orange saviour is the ruler.

21 Jan 2025 20:23:18
Watching a programme about people facing their Phobias. a guy sitting in a room full of Balloons. I can sympathise with him!
Now that WOULD be pure hell!
🎈🤣🤣🤣🤣.

21 Jan 2025 21:52:37
BTW Stokey, I hang my head in shame, but I had to google FM Froch. Wow. what an Officer and Commander. I didn't realise that his actions saved Paris and, ultimately, an early defeat to Germany in WW1.

I love the fact that he turned convention on its head by deciding that 'attack was the best form of defence'.

21 Jan 2025 22:29:30
And he was a champion boxer from Nottingham as well mate in his spare time……. 😂😂😂😂😂😂.

21 Jan 2025 22:32:26
Mate, I made the same typo! It was Foch not Froch! 😂😂.

21 Jan 2025 23:05:37
Legolas, have you heard the story of a lock keeper who in the dead of night opened up lock gates and flooded Holland where the Germans were camped. He won the highest ever award for bravery in Holland. Its a fascinating story.

21 Jan 2025 16:01:17
Hey you lot, what's happened to my worldly wise old friend Bowie? Not heard from him for a while. Am I missing something. I'm certainly missing him. U ok Bowie mate? 🤞.

21 Jan 2025 18:19:08
He's at home crying and chucking is dummy about because he misses his best pals dtp and Stevie. 🤣🤣.

21 Jan 2025 18:52:49
I know Stokey, hope he comes back soon.

21 Jan 2025 18:54:32
He sulking Stokie. Time of the month 🤣🤣 🎈.

21 Jan 2025 07:39:34
{Ed's Note - bluepotato has posted a new article entitled, Is David Moyes The Right Man For Everton?

21 Jan 2025 08:58:18
Hiring Moyes shows no ambition whatsoever, however, he is likely to bring mid table stability and if ever a club needed that right now it's Everton. long term, no ambition.

20 Jan 2025 19:14:31
Murillo agrees new contract until 2029. Happy Days 😁😁😁👍👍👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻.

20 Jan 2025 20:40:09
Brilliant news isn't it mate?
Fantastic!

20 Jan 2025 21:43:35
Excellent news. Just hope he can dab in and sign it.

21 Jan 2025 17:33:06
You must be tuned in Stokey! 'Happy Days' by Samuel Beckett was a play I worked on a lot. I won't annoy readers with details, but a quote Forest fans will love, " Oh this has been a happy day- after all. so far. " (Did Mr Taylor spoil our Sunday? )

21 Jan 2025 18:46:21
He nearly did Norfolk! He’d be an ideal candidate for Krapp in his last tape and I’m not sure the Waiting for Godot took as long as the VAR check! 😂😂😂💤💤.

20 Jan 2025 18:01:14
Skegs and Balloons - I'm sure you'll both be thrilled to know that I've now had my dodgy fire stick repaired. I can now comment on games again in the same lucid, impartial and knowledgeable manner that you both do.

PS. Sorry about the Skegness-jibe. There is the old expression, however, that 'you can't polish a turd'.

PPS. I do love Banter.

20 Jan 2025 18:40:23
Come on legolas What's all this polish and turds rubbish, you should get over to the east coast from Skegness up to ingolmells miles and miles of sandy beaches, never crowded even in the summer. Not like the the small ones down your way that are packed with the great and the good and Chelsea tractors blocking the narrow lanes. Your even allowed to take the dogs on the beach. don't knock it till you try it.

20 Jan 2025 18:58:16
You'll never get the same experience as I get. watching the game on the fire stick from my recliner. 🤣🤣🤣.

20 Jan 2025 19:21:19
It's a wind-up RV. I've never been to the place and I'm solely going by reputation. I'm sure it's lovely along the coast to the north and south of the town!

You're totally right about the situation here in Cornwall BTW. We're infested with 'Emmets' (Cornish for Ants) holiday makers mostly from the SE. It used to be just for the summer, but now it seems to be all year round. They have created ghost towns in Cornwall buying up holiday homes which sit empty for a lot of the time. This has forced many of the younger Cornish generation to move out of the county to find cheaper/ more available accommodation.

A modern-day UK version of ethnic cleansing.

20 Jan 2025 19:45:40
He'd never make the journey Vale. it would be like the Forest game he was supposed attend. One bout of the sniffles and Uncle Albert is tucked up in bed with Pasty and a clotted cream butty. Ready for the order to re-engage 🤣🎈.

20 Jan 2025 21:17:52
Very good Balloons. Made me chuckle and almost choke on my pasty.

20 Jan 2025 12:45:23
Part one of my triple header accomplished.

3 pts against Southampton.

Point at Bournemouth and 3 pts against Brighton job done

Awoniyi needs to be sold and if we don't sign a striker bring back Dale Taylor from his loan at Wigan

Ps Anthony Taylor should be given the Freedom of the City (Direby).

20 Jan 2025 13:29:05
Red Vale, they have been proved right. lucky punt, shot in the dark, most likely, but boy do we know it? 🤷‍♂️
As I've said on numerous occasions I like Nuno and the football we play. just enjoy this period, instead of rubbing fellow fans up the wrong way?

20 Jan 2025 13:45:11
Agree on the Awoniyi issue, he’s a disgrace. I say that because yesterday Murillo who hadn’t stopped running all day went on a run well in our half drawing two defenders with him. Awoniyi with fresh legs should have been up there with him, had he done that a simple pass to him from Murillo would have put the game to bed. But no too much trouble for him to give it a go. Shame on him.

20 Jan 2025 16:54:30
Nothing lucky about it diamond told you for year and half cooper wouldn't get us any further in premier League. and said nuno would do a good job even when folk were saying after 6 games to get rid 😁 anyway onwards and upwards with nunos redsssss.

20 Jan 2025 19:38:44
You ask me at the start of the season it you remember Ruby, oops sorry I mean diamond. You said something like "in all honesty, no mickey taking, where do I think Forest will finish this season " and I said upper mid table if you remember. That's not a lucky punt mate that's a 60yr mixture of watching Forest, knowledge and talent🎈.

20 Jan 2025 20:44:27
Still a lucky punt mucker.
Talent?
🤫🤫🤫🤣🤣🤣.

20 Jan 2025 06:21:11
Yes Skegs and Balloons you were right about Forest appointing Nuno, you truly are remarkable human beings.

Can you now Post about the game and stop dragging people down if they dare to have a different opinion than yourselves.

VAMOS.

20 Jan 2025 08:03:45
I know pineapple we are quite remarkable and always right. It's so hard to be humble. But we get by 🤣🎈.

20 Jan 2025 08:35:21
Vamos. anyone who constantly drags others down do it because of their own failings and insecurity. In their mind being toxic and manipulative is a sign of strength when in fact it's just narcissistic, drawing attention to them and their self importance.
I don't know enough of the two posters to suggest this applies to them but I was a regular poster on the NEP site until it became so toxic at times it was just not worth it.
I live miles away from my routes off Trent Blvd and enjoy chatting with fellow tree's for lack of any in Cardigan Bay.
I can take someone having a little pop at me, I'll pop back and move on. On football topic. next game is a stinker and I'll take your hand off right now for a draw.

20 Jan 2025 09:19:22
Because the two of them aren't bright enough to know what 'a personal opinion' means.

20 Jan 2025 09:46:59
Just try harder balloons, you can do it.

20 Jan 2025 10:40:25
I’m sorry lads but balloons and skeggs have been proven right, and that is a fact. As I’ve said before I wasn’t a Nuno fan when he came but they were adamant he was the right man for the job, and the league table doesn’t lie. Nuno is light years ahead of what we had and I’m loving it. And please don’t knock Skegness, many of us who’s parents couldn’t afford a posh holiday would take us to the east coast for a week in a caravan, I can still hear and smell the gas lights in them. Happy days. People have principles and everyone should respect them.

20 Jan 2025 10:49:57
No NEP opinions on here please, keep it as a jest, not personal.

20 Jan 2025 11:39:15
Ya see Lego they can't help but take the bait, and me and Skegs are the one's will the limited intelligence apparently 🤣.
It's a banter page boys if you want serious discussion, there's a page called discussions. Lighten up or you will never make the end of the season 🤣🤣🎈.

20 Jan 2025 12:13:53
All the sixties and most of the seventies I had my holidays at Costa Del Inglemels Butlins and Derbyshire miners Camp wonderful times, took my Motorhome there a few times mainly out of season so can't knock it, even watched the local team when Eastwood Town played them HAPPY DAYS 🤡🤡🤡.

20 Jan 2025 12:30:14
Cheers red vale. some on here forget we had the same for over a season off some posters with coops when we kept saying he wouldn't take us any further in the premier League. anyway balloons how many you caught today 🤣 fish have no intelligence. 🤣🤣 Chill have a laugh and enjoy life's to short and a season can change in a few games be happy why it lasts😁.

20 Jan 2025 12:36:23
Redsocks, I didn't make it personal, I clearly said I didn't know the posters well enough to suggest the signs applied to them. I was being generic. However, seeing the first reply from balloons pretty much says it might apply to him/ her.
It's not an NEP opinion, it's mine.
Enjoy the rest of your day.

20 Jan 2025 13:07:36
🤣🤣🤣 balloons aka she woman 🤣🤣.

20 Jan 2025 13:22:25
Cheers Vale, appreciate it. Get yourself to Skegness In the summer and we'll have a few pints together, Skegs is paying 🤣🤣🎈.

20 Jan 2025 13:30:28
Nobody has said they aren’t right and by the way they are not the only ones that backed Nuno it’s just boring. Even the fishing thing is wearing thin now. Anyway it is what it is, it obviously give the Skegness Massive a kick.

20 Jan 2025 18:26:28
Might just take you up on the offer balloons.

20 Jan 2025 19:53:04
MVred comes every year buddy. We have a great afternoon/ evening out.
£1.79 a pint in spoons. We look forward to meeting you buddy 🎈.