Nottingham Forest Transfer Banter

29 May 2026 22:35:26
If anyone wants a laugh, check out Athleticos responses to Barcas bids on Alvarez.
"We have sent a fax to FC Barcelona with our transfer offer: 4 tickets for tomorrow's Bad Bunny concert, an annual subscription to ABC, and a bag of sunflower seeds.

We eagerly await the response to prepare the announcement" for Yamel?.
Theres a few others to. At least someone has a sense of humour and the club won't have their panties pulled down. ?

30 May 2026 14:08:22
Saw the article, mate, hilarious!!!.
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29 May 2026 18:14:50
Strange old game. Anyone seen another rocket that went t#ts up costing f ck. Knows. Bit like football, unlike finding there really is craters on the moon. For ef knows how long. What about life on the pitches. Most need a rocket up their a***e. ?.

29 May 2026 20:03:18
Lol, yeah, I saw that earlier, spectacular, all those dollars bills going up in a puff of smoke. ?

29 May 2026 20:16:38
Some fireball!!!!

29 May 2026 15:09:52
Looked at the first 20 odd games other than our match against Croatia, the only 1 I'm keen to watch is Brazil v Morrocco. Infantano says it's going to be the greatest tournament ever. I think it's going to rival the worst.

29 May 2026 18:45:18
Commercial hype at its worst.

28 May 2026 21:33:41
Depends how much Sky have to charge for viewing, which will be very high taking into account ticket prices. Might have to sell a kidney just to see a qualifying Scotland game. ? ? ?
I've heard that 2 States have sapeoned FIFA about ticket prices, and the Mexican Cartels want a cut!!

28 May 2026 20:27:43
Ok reds who's watching World Cup. Was going to ask eds for poll. But pointless them with more posting than they should have just cheat. Oi I'm England through and through. So will watch. Well, erm some. ?.

28 May 2026 21:00:10
Some of the kickoff times are crazy.

28 May 2026 21:05:20
Not bothered, not like any Forest players will be playing for England. Might watch the Brazil games.

28 May 2026 21:26:41
I'll watch games that are on at a reasonable time and England games for my summer footy fix. Can't say I'm particularly excited about it though. ?

28 May 2026 21:35:22
So you're not a real fan until it's on late and we are in the quarter finals? ???
Then you'll be a fan. ???

28 May 2026 21:47:35
Yes I'll be watching it, looking forward to it.

28 May 2026 21:59:00
Funny, DTP. ? It's called earning a living. Hence why I can afford four motor vehicles, two houses, three holidays a year, and I'm tempted to buy a boat next and all that in my early forties. ?

28 May 2026 22:05:39
Whats that got to do with forest??
Do you think we are all potless
You need to find some friends to enjoy it with instead of bragging what youv've got ????

28 May 2026 22:36:24
Nah it has nothing to do with Forest because it was a thread about the World Cup. Time for you to slide back down that hole of yours Mr Toad. Don't make yourself look even more silly than you already do. ?

28 May 2026 22:53:49
What you've got has nothing to do with England games either, just saying. ?

28 May 2026 23:06:28
Ps, enjoying that joint you're smoking? ?

28 May 2026 23:23:56
Not that bothered about watching it, sooner get a good night's sleep. Mind you, watching England play is odds on to put me to sleep. My lads invited me back over to Koh Samui for a couple of weeks in June, all paid for. Not sure if the wife will agree, as I've only been back a couple of weeks.

28 May 2026 22:43:10
Your so easy ???????

29 May 2026 00:06:08
Another accusation of smoking drugs ay DTP?
Absolutely pathetic. Can i please punch your lights out? ??

29 May 2026 08:33:00
Got to say. What a good read this was this morning over breakfast. ? ?

29 May 2026 10:14:46
...And there's me thinking me and Larry were bad???
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Chill lads.

29 May 2026 11:18:09
Alreet Bowie, soft lad, yes, I'll deffo be watching. Summertime, World Cup and beers, great combo!

Feel sorry for the sweaties for some of their kick off times, mind. Crazy.
9pm ain't too bad at all for us.

29 May 2026 14:18:01
Yeah ginger bud. They know nobody's watching the jocks ?

29 May 2026 15:47:16
I'm looking forward to the Scotland games, humbled by Haiti, spanked by the Moroccans and hammered by Brazil. Lol, check out the Haiti squad, no mugs imo. ?

29 May 2026 16:45:51
They'll "Haiti" be careful!!!
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29 May 2026 17:07:25
You say odds on England, vale bud. Ok ok.
For those who don't gamble, if you put £10 on England at 12/1, it means at the end of the tournament your winnings would be zilch. ?

29 May 2026 17:36:42
Yep, always do an acca on the round or match day. ?

29 May 2026 19:30:09
My wife picked Spain for the Euros 2 years ago. Never put the bet on. She would have bagged £700.

29 May 2026 19:41:43
Ouch. ?

29 May 2026 19:44:01
In future, Rogie, listen to the Mrs. She obviously knows a lot more about football than you do. ??

29 May 2026 19:54:20
"Meeester Fawlty!!! I know naaaaathing!!!"
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28 May 2026 20:05:55
Alcahol is not in my vodkabulary, however I've looked it up on whiskypedia, and come to the conclusion, it's likely tequilya. ?

28 May 2026 21:25:06
I told myself that I should stop drinking, but im not about to listen to a drunk that talks to himself. ?

28 May 2026 22:56:36
That was a joke from Bowie, by the way.
Try reading it?

28 May 2026 23:58:03
??? Okay brains. ??? ?

29 May 2026 14:52:24
Excellent Bowie and RRH! ?
Remember, work is the curse of the drinking class...
John Wayne always said he never trusted a man who didn't drink... Cheers! ????

29 May 2026 15:36:36
Lol thanks Stokey, apparently I don't read? ?
But, im my humble opinion, toads canny read or understand a wee bit of banter or jokes.
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29 May 2026 15:44:08
And honestly I stole that quote from a plaque I have hanging above the fireplace with a Forest European Champions scarf. Birthday present from my old dear. Mummy always knows best. ? ?

28 May 2026 10:11:51
There's nothing wrong with being sporting StevieF, the Palace did what we couldn't do! So let's turn the Palace anger towards us into a positive, by having them switched to the Conference League, Forest actually helped Palace win the Cup! So let's rub it into Steve Parishes' face when we play Palace next!
COYR

28 May 2026 13:18:13
Would you like some ? with that, guys!!!!
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28 May 2026 13:45:54
Think you're looking at the wrong post again, Rogie. Keep up. ???

28 May 2026 13:49:19
And sod Palace hope they go down next season.

28 May 2026 15:47:25
Redtreekeef, not interested in being sporting to Palace or Notts County, sorry I'll leave that to you.

28 May 2026 15:53:56
Redkeef, as a matter of interest, what did Palace do that we couldn't?

28 May 2026 20:41:12
If it wasn't for Villa, the favorites we'd have won a European Cup. Palace never faced that problem.

28 May 2026 20:54:55
They faced it when they won the FA Cup last season, and overcame it.

28 May 2026 21:26:57
But they didn't have to face anything like that in the Euro League, both won by the favorites.

28 May 2026 07:39:13
{Ed's Note - Ed001 has posted a new article entitled, Matchday 38 - Quick Round Up

28 May 2026 10:05:55
4 years ago today, when "Big Coop's" got us to The Promised Land!!!!
Never forget it, all my mates, in Forest shirts!!!
Uuu Redddss!!!!

28 May 2026 10:59:25
4 years ago! Wow! Where's that gone? Watched it at my daughter's, pretty full house in Doncaster, then BBQ.
But don't mention Cooper on here, mate, he was useless apparently. Likewise Yatesy. ?

28 May 2026 11:22:22
Que "Waldorf & Statler!"
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28 May 2026 11:58:46
Rogie. ????

28 May 2026 12:22:38
Cooee Roger, I'm here for you, how's tricks?
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28 May 2026 12:26:07
Stokie, get it right. He wasn't good enough to take us any further in the Premier League, fact. A good Championship manager, fact. How many full games has Yatesy had this season, 3 or 4? Another good Championship player.

We are not in the Championship, we need better players and better managers to do better, another fact. As Shaun Dyche was proven, he can't do the job either. ?

28 May 2026 12:48:45
??????? And awaaaaaayyyy! ??

28 May 2026 12:53:09
Stokie, so you agree with me, Cooper, Yates, Dyche are not good enough. ?

28 May 2026 13:14:28
.....And it's Waldorf to the rescue once again!!!.
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28 May 2026 13:16:28
"Catch Of The Day!!!"
Stokie, mate!!!
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28 May 2026 13:25:17
Make sure you put them back in gently, mate!
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28 May 2026 13:54:01
That's why I don't go fishing, mate. It's much less hassle to shoot them in a barrel.... I "cod" you not, Rogie! Easy to knock them off their "perch," but, hopefully, their scars will soon "eel". ???

28 May 2026 14:19:58
Maybe that will be the "Fin" ish!!!

28 May 2026 13:44:48
Rogie my little seal ? ? ? ? so every time you and stokie talk crap about cooper yatesy and dyche we can't say anything cause your getting your rods out.not a chance pal we've listened to your crap about them to long.has beens ????

28 May 2026 15:03:58
Every team needs a "Yatesy", mate.
Cooper done something I (and you) thought we'd never see again.
He, at the very least, deserves huge credit for that. Now get back up into your balcony, the pair of you!!!
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28 May 2026 15:39:13
Like I said, Rogie, good Championship manager and player, simples. ?

28 May 2026 18:16:45
Rogie, you can "bank" that certain posters on here regularly drop a "pollock" and say things that are out of "plaice". Talk about making a "rod" for your own "bass". ? ?

28 May 2026 18:36:24
You pair, don't half talk some 'carp'. ?

28 May 2026 19:31:34
Brilliant. ???

28 May 2026 19:49:06
Lot of ya gotta nasty "halibut" of arguing. Get one your pikes. Includes you, cyclist.

28 May 2026 20:10:09
I'm just a toad from Toad Hall.
Got a sole but know f*** all? ???

28 May 2026 20:48:23
"Reel" ly good stuff lads! ??

28 May 2026 19:40:32
Any more of that mate, and I'll "Batter" yee!!
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28 May 2026 21:21:47
All a load of codswallop. ?

28 May 2026 21:33:00
DTP, I bet the first book of the fish bible you read was about the Craytion. ?

28 May 2026 21:33:37
I knew you loved fish, but I didn't realize how much until I saw your mullet. ?

28 May 2026 21:42:40
That's how you do it, Stokey.
Not once, but twice, talking to himself. ???????

28 May 2026 21:55:52
Cod you please calm down? You're being a reel pain in the bass. ?
P.S. Stop liking your own posts, no way anyone else would have liked it before I saw it. ?
And, honestly, trying the fishing carp on a thread about fish puns and jokes makes you look even more of a Willy Wonker. ?

28 May 2026 22:01:50
You can't resist winter. ???????

28 May 2026 22:10:15
You should enroll for dumber and dumber part two, you'd definitely get the role ????

28 May 2026 22:32:46
It's a red herring winter, like a bullfish in a China chop. But that's another dory.

28 May 2026 22:39:19
Lol, you can't just basically repeat what i said to you. Pathetic attempt once again. Your just lucky that ED is on tonight and correcting the grammar and spelling mistakes. ??

28 May 2026 22:45:22
Can't resist, like I say. ??

29 May 2026 15:39:35
This is starting to feel a little fishy. Time to scale back. ??

27 May 2026 22:32:06
Ed I should say club trophy as Lee Carsley and our very own Steve Cooper won trophies with England.

{Ed001's Note - yeah I was assuming club trophy, never even considered international stuff.}

27 May 2026 22:30:09
Ed a question - who was the last English born manager to win a European trophy.

{Ed001's Note - I don't know, at a guess I would say Joe Fagan but I honestly don't know and I don't want to cheat and look it up in case you are asking because you do know, rather than asking for information.}

28 May 2026 07:10:17
No, it was an honest question. I was thinking BC and had forgotten Fagin. My point being, it's a very long time ago!