Nottingham Forest other posts 3

14 Feb 2026 16:58:47
Scotland are playing like the all Blacks? ?.

14 Feb 2026 17:43:58
It’s much easier to play against 14 men with the ref on your side too Robin….

14 Feb 2026 18:01:05
Just posted to ya on main. Yeah we're effed bud.

14 Feb 2026 18:27:46
Stokey are you watching the same game? 2 yellows were deserved and the 2nd was terrible judgement.
Bowie can't really complain mate, p**s poor opening 20mins, Townshend got his kicking tactics spot on, that Russell flick for their try was magical. ?.

14 Feb 2026 18:32:10
Some of the stuff they played early on was superb, great hands, pace, kicking and intensity. Probably one of the best first half performances I've seen in a long time. ?.

15 Feb 2026 19:09:33
To be fair, Scotland were the better team overall, but the sendings off were a bit harsh and looked worse than they were. You can't play the Scots at Murrayfield with a player short for 30 minutes out of 80. There were too many errors, the charged down drop kick from Ford led to a try.

Up to that point, we were doing ok in fighting back. Anyway, as my mate told me, England Rugby are being sponsored by Mars because we always get battered in Scotland. ????

11 Feb 2026 12:01:49
Anyway, on a lighter note……

Two little known facts about Yul Brynner. Firstly, he was a life long Liverpool fan and secondly, he never used aftershave……
That’s right, Yul never wore Cologne…. ?.

Vincent Price was much taller than Katie Price and heavier than Alan Price. I found this out on a Price comparison website …. ??

A lonely woman puts an ad on a dating website saying she wanted a man who wouldn’t beat her up, wouldn't leave her and was great in bed.
A few days later, the doorbell rings and there’s a chap there with no arms or legs. He says “ Hi, I’m Tim. I’ve seen your advert. I won’t beat you up because I’ve got no arms, and I won’t run away because I’ve got no legs”
The lady says “ How do I know you’ll be great in bed”
Tim says “ Well, I managed to ring the doorbell didn’t I? “………. ????.

10 Feb 2026 17:39:41
Three Irish brothers, Mick, Pat, and Tat, enter a pub. The bartender notes that while Mick and Pat are tall, Tat is much shorter and asks why. Mick explains they are triplets, but only he and Pat were breastfed.


Punchline please?

12 Feb 2026 10:11:52
There was no tit for Tat!

14 Feb 2026 18:04:42
Start digging cyclist, another off the road i hope. Btw hope alls well with you and youngun son. Know it hasn't been easy son.

10 Feb 2026 16:29:25
Well that's global warming for ya, inch of snow were f.d, and no medals so far in the winter Olympics, for the money they are on. I'd love to push Dyche, stone and woan down the wind tunnel on cardboard cutouts of EDU. 200 mph.

15 Feb 2026 13:50:55
No such thing as climate change, Bowie. You should know that more than anyone.

09 Feb 2026 00:25:10
How do I start a debate in discussion?

Trump!

Religion!

Farage!

Pensioners!

That should do it. ?.

09 Feb 2026 19:20:24
CYCLISTS? ???.

09 Feb 2026 22:56:37
Horrible, scrounging, layabout, tax-sapping disabled people. They disgust me.

I remember when I first started up wheelchair rugby (AKA 'Murderball') years ago and the Instructor said to me "you're going to love wheelchair rugby Al - you get to beat-up disabled people". I never looked back.

09 Feb 2026 23:41:10
Puncture repair kits? ??.

10 Feb 2026 17:36:53
Pensioners not having to take an eye test but allowed to drive or ride a bike still? What's that all about?

10 Feb 2026 18:54:37
What about all these rich pensioners getting richer with this fuel allowance lark? ??.

10 Feb 2026 19:29:31
Bloody scavengers, with their houses they bought off the council at the expense of the next generation, sold them and go on a cruise twice a year while everyone else works 60 hours a week to pay rent!

10 Feb 2026 21:33:05
Pensioners the scurge of society. I'm reminded of that every time I get my monthly pay out.
I'm so not worthy after being self employed for 47 years I don't deserve anything. I'm a social sponger.

10 Feb 2026 22:20:27
You make your choices in life cyclist, some make better choices than others.

10 Feb 2026 23:02:19
Gazz chill mate, its an inside joke that digs at a certain member here. Its all in jest. ?.

14 Feb 2026 10:46:32
I erm kinda get that Rob, just thought I'd join in with the side splitters mate.

05 Feb 2026 19:30:45
Just like like to say reds, really looking forward to the six nations. Anyone can win it as the margins are so minimal. But come on England, swing low sweet chariot.

05 Feb 2026 19:46:12
With you on that mate, been looking forward to tonight all day. I like that the competition has been condensed this year. ?.

04 Feb 2026 15:58:31
Lucca's new nickname is Pizza Crouch apparently. Hilarious.

04 Feb 2026 20:14:44
Hope he can shot on target and not 'Slice" many wide.

05 Feb 2026 11:24:39
I really hope he's the "topping" to our goal scoring puzzle and doesn't flop like "anchovies" out of water. ?.

06 Feb 2026 17:17:08
I think 'Good' is the nickname he prefers. Maybe his English is OK after all!

03 Feb 2026 15:07:26
Who gave Trump a peace prize now wants Russia reinstated to international football, does he represent what fans feel?
CARLO.

16 Feb 2026 21:04:35
Yes, let the Russians play. No punishing fans for what their governments do. Keep politics out of football.

01 Feb 2026 17:34:40
Ok so I’ve plucked all my nose hairs out with a pair of tweezers.

Now I can’t stop sneezing, do you think it’s related?

01 Feb 2026 18:40:50
According to the experts plucking nose hairs is a terrible idea.

01 Feb 2026 19:50:47
FFS there are nose plucking experts?

01 Feb 2026 20:27:44
I think it's just doctors in general.

01 Feb 2026 23:03:49
Class pineapple ??.

02 Feb 2026 14:09:25
Excellent! These posts have reminded me of Billy Connelly's brilliant sketch about the signs of growing old, including when one notices one’s pubic hair turning grey…. “ honestly, in a certain light, my Willy looks like Stewart Grainger…?????.

03 Feb 2026 16:25:44
Get some goosgogs!

CARLO.

31 Jan 2026 19:09:48
Remember the life of brian, one of the best films ever for me. Just wish they were young enough to show how the premiership works. What did the premiership ever do for us. Actually probably just in there. Hate it all. Over paid players and underpaid fans. It's a sickness. I know I know, my own opinion.

31 Jan 2026 22:41:12
Life of Brian is my favourite comedy film by far. Brilliant satire on how blindly people follow religion and attach themselves to a false leader who 'says nice phrases' they never even said but written by different writers to be believed as said.

01 Feb 2026 16:22:47
Wow 7 x thumbs up ernie ????.

01 Feb 2026 17:19:20
Just do you Silkman.

I’m not Religious however I believe in Jesus.
I don’t go to Church but I read the Bible and pray in my own terms, I guess that doesn’t make much sense to some people.

I also try to follow the Stoic Principles but now and again I fail.

We are all different Silkman and have different opinions, however at the end of the day that’s all they are opinions.

In Jesus name I pray, Amen.

01 Feb 2026 17:49:08
Ernie, just post you sad anti yank. Let posters give ya thumbs up you and dave the sheep are pathetic. Actually try posting forest.

01 Feb 2026 18:38:29
I just put what 'Life of Brian' is about. Nothing more. It's basically about the ridiculousness of religion. What did I put that was 'anti-yank'? I put nothing about the USA. I do post about Forest, but it doesn't always get put on. What does 'I believe in Jesus' even mean? Did you know him personally?

01 Feb 2026 19:57:49
Come on Silkman be realistic.

I believe he was a person same as Buddha.

Just because someone thinks a bit differently and has a different perspective in life than you do doesn’t mean they are wrong.

01 Feb 2026 20:43:08
I'm 95% certain he was a real person like Buddha and Muhammed amongst many others. But supernatural entities are for the birds. I didn't write the film I just know what it's about after watching it so many times. I just put what the film is about.

I wasn't having a go at anyone or any religion. It was Bowie that mentioned the film not me. I just got a torrent of abuse for stating a fact and it was a reaction that you would expect from a child.

01 Feb 2026 21:20:28
And a reaction you would expect from his messiah, TACO Trumputin.

01 Feb 2026 22:19:08
Ask yourself what book did you get the information from in the first place?

02 Feb 2026 07:53:50
From a book that is a collection of supernatural stories, myths and literary creations, DTP.

02 Feb 2026 19:02:53
What the Bible? ?.

02 Feb 2026 22:54:09
If you believe in Jesus, read a book called Nailed by David Fitzgerald. I think I found a free pdf copy via Google (the illegal downloading of pirated material is not encouraged by myself or anyone associated with forestrumours)

But I believe in Jesus. Great forward with bags of potential.

03 Feb 2026 00:13:55
The Killers sang "he doesn't look a thing like Jesus, but he talks like a gentleman" and i think the next line is "with a thick portuguese accent". ?.

03 Feb 2026 10:05:29
Damn shame we've played Arsenal twice now, i could imagine a Highlander style dual taking place, their Jesus vs our Jesus. "There can only be one", head rolling and all that. ??.

03 Feb 2026 11:27:26
Jesus is everywhere and lives in us all. ?.

10 Feb 2026 21:37:01
And they all lived happily ever after.

11 Feb 2026 16:26:03
Not really ernie gets on my t1ts.