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15 Aug 2026 20:01:25
Cheers Taiwo, thank you for your smile, effort and goals!

Now then, worst ref decision last season, has to be the Man U goal at Old Trafford! VAR said hand ball, the supporters said hands ball, the pundits All said handball - the ref decided Goal! Does that ref still have a job?

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15 Aug 2026 20:31:24
Was actually thinking about that today!!!

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15 Aug 2026 22:14:01
There was nothing on the game, thank God.

Therefore, I actually laughed when he gave it. Exhibit A, a closet Man U fan refereeing a game. I wonder how many there are. I know a few Man U fans (who doesn't), and even they said it shouldn't have stood.

While laughing, of course.

It's just a good job there was nothing on the game for us. For starters, who knows how Mr M would have reacted.

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15 Aug 2026 18:07:52
Who has ordered a shirt with the new goalie's name on it then?

Who will the new striker be?

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15 Aug 2026 18:49:51
Me mate???
Just don't tell the trouble and strife!!. 🀣🀣🀣

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15 Aug 2026 19:18:10
Bowies got one with Awonyi on, might even be a Coventry shirt. πŸ˜ƒ

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15 Aug 2026 19:55:37
One of many shirts, Larry, hes like the Joseph of Technicolor Dreamcoat, with many different outfits. Good old Bowie Donovan. 🀣🀣

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15 Aug 2026 22:19:49
🀣🀣🀣 W******. πŸ‘

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15 Aug 2026 17:34:04
Taiwo been sent to Coventry then!

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15 Aug 2026 17:56:39
Thanks for your efforts, Taiwo...
Best of luck mate.

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15 Aug 2026 18:00:17
Better have someone lined up to come in. Wood is getting on, Jesus not enough, and the lad we signed from France is not proven and could be moved on as well, so, like I said, better get a striker in soon.

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15 Aug 2026 18:10:42
Totally agree, mate.

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15 Aug 2026 18:28:16
Glasner must have his reasons, he's played him enough in the friendlies.

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15 Aug 2026 19:02:15
He's coming up on thirty too.
Can't fault the lad for his influence and effort.

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15 Aug 2026 19:20:16
He did have a reason, Skegs. The grinning dud was one of our worst signings, a right biscuit.
We need class now.

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15 Aug 2026 19:51:30
The smiling assassin. 🀣🀣 Yates to Coventry next.

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15 Aug 2026 20:06:49
Here we go. Woods to Fester 50 quid. 🀣🀣🀣

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15 Aug 2026 20:16:44
I said we had a weak front line, Skeggs...
Now, you're virtually agreeing with me. 🀣

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15 Aug 2026 20:29:49
Ignore them Rogie mate. Pity them, they know not what they say. You might as well address your words to a pair of 2 year olds Desperate attention seekers…..πŸ™„πŸ’€πŸ’€πŸ˜΄

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15 Aug 2026 21:17:58
We told you the smiling assassin was no good. Glasner agreed. We told you Dyche was one of the worst managers at Forest. Mr M agreed. We told you Nuno was the man who got us to Europe. Glasner is the man. Yates and Woods to go next. Living the Mr M Glasner dream. 😁

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15 Aug 2026 21:29:10
The same guy who dismissed me, when I said we were weak up front.
Now you're ridiculing Awonyi, and glad to get shot of him, it seems.
C'mon Skeggs?
Seriously, mate?

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15 Aug 2026 22:05:18
I never said we were weak up top, Rogie. I said we would get goals throughout the team. Keep up, Rogie. It's a great thing the smiling assassin has gone. It means we will be looking for a better replacement.

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15 Aug 2026 22:21:21
All I can think is there must be someone coming in. Taiwo looked like he was coming back into fitness and form last season.

He was massive at the back end of his first season and pretty much kept us up.

He started the next season on fire, but injuries pretty much led to him being a bit-part player from then on.

I wish him the best. Apart from when he faces us.

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16 Aug 2026 00:12:28
Taiwo never lasts a season. We can't have Wood and Taiwo missing half the season.

Yates is going nowhere.

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16 Aug 2026 00:45:06
Yates is going nowhere.

That's what I would be asking myself if I was him.

Great lad. Forest through and through. But he needs to play. And, it looks like, as we evolve, it ain't gonna happen at Forest unless he is happy to be a bit part player...... Up to him, I guess.

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15 Aug 2026 17:25:58
Awonyi having a medical at Coventry.

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15 Aug 2026 16:25:43
I wonder how many points we need to write off this season before we start because of poor refereeing and wrong VAR decisions? We must have had at least ten last year!

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15 Aug 2026 21:40:14
About as many as we cost ourselves each season, with the usual pitiful summer transfer dealings and manager merry go round, I'd imagine.

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15 Aug 2026 14:28:11
I hope OG plays round pegs in round holes, namely Williams at right wing back and Netz at left wingback.

Williams and Netz are our best crosses of a ball and also Greal on dead ball set pieces.

If we go with a big physical CF like Delap or Mateta they would provide get balls in imo, and then with MGW and either Ndoye or McAtee in the left and right 10 positions we would have great attacking options.

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15 Aug 2026 15:52:20
Notts County 1 Fester 1. 🀣🀣🀣🀣 Made my day. Been ringing round my Leicester buddies, not been winding them up. 🀣🀣

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15 Aug 2026 16:03:16
That must have taken around 10 seconds!!!
🀣🀣🀣
Only kidding.

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15 Aug 2026 19:06:17
That would be Leicester Larry then? πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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15 Aug 2026 21:20:26
Larry's from Nottingham Stokie. I'm the one from Leicester. Keep up, pal. 🀣🀣🀣🀣

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The Nuclear Option: Cavenagh Walks In

15 Aug 2026 07:39:07
{Ed's Note - AK7 has posted a new article entitled, The Nuclear Option: Cavenagh Walks In

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14 Aug 2026 19:58:58
We have a new goalie. Thank God for that.

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14 Aug 2026 21:22:48
Where you at 2 Stars, mate?
Always like your take on all things Forest.

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14 Aug 2026 21:28:56
Wilfried Zaha on the cheap, anyone???

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15 Aug 2026 07:32:15
Wow, is he still claiming to be a pro footy player, then? I thought he'd gone to Hollywood or Bollywood to take up acting full time. πŸ˜† He was tipped to become an Olympian on the diving team. πŸ˜† 🀣 πŸ˜‚

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15 Aug 2026 07:00:55
Also bumped into James Blunt in a Tesco Car Park once...
He actually helped me to my car with my shopping.
He asked,"Where will I put your shopping?"
I said "Just pop it in the boot mate".
He replied "Your boot is fuuuull"
🀭🀭🀭
I know it's way too early!

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15 Aug 2026 09:41:35
You're on fire, Rogie... like parts of Staffordshire. Got my Government alarm on my mobile yesterday evening. Very loud. It scared our cat, and I nearly pooped me pants; I thought Putin was on the way...
Love the James Blunt joke. πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ‘πŸ‘

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14 Aug 2026 16:32:23
Stokey, I also stated Milenkovic had a mature head on him. Quoting another poster on here?
Just to remind you of your rights
(Anything you do post may be seen and given in evidence).

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14 Aug 2026 18:46:37
I agree, Bowie, mate. It's between the Serbian and Cunha, imo. Milenkovic has the edge because of his experience, leadership, and organisational qualities. But Cunha will keep him on his toes and won't let anyone down if filling in for injury or suspension.
I think Savona is one for the future too if we decide to keep him.
Honest guvnor. 😁

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14 Aug 2026 19:13:28
You brought up Netz, Stokey. I totally agree, and have very high hopes for the laddie bud. πŸ‘

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14 Aug 2026 19:37:57
Think this will be his break out season, gents.

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14 Aug 2026 19:39:53
Glad things have settled down on here somewhat.
Onwards and Upwards!!!

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14 Aug 2026 20:01:26
RIP Phil Parkes... Sorry about Jonny Metgod's goal, mate.

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14 Aug 2026 20:09:38
Yes, I like Netz. He impressed me at the end of last season, particularly when he came on against Chelsea. I didn't know until the last friendly against Leverkusen he had that set piece delivery in his locker....

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14 Aug 2026 21:25:53
Couldn't believe my luck, met 80s legend.
Phil Oakey in our local pub last Sunday.
I was having a roast, it was quite dry.
So he leans over and asked, "Don't you want me gravy?"
🀭 🀭 🀭

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14 Aug 2026 21:31:13
That’s a very good gag. I appreciate it. My favourite band of all time. One of.

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14 Aug 2026 21:42:59
Saw them 3 years ago, mate, supporting Lionel Richie in Belfast. Absolutely brilliant he was.
Great stage presence too.
Life On Your Own one of my faves.

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14 Aug 2026 21:44:09
Actually made that up!!!
🀣🀣🀣
Too much Sauvignon lol.

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14 Aug 2026 21:50:35
Watched em live few times again, brilliant. πŸ‘

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14 Aug 2026 21:46:13
I also think Hue & Cry were very underrated,along with Deacon Blue.
"Dignity" is a masterpiece.

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14 Aug 2026 22:25:04
Amazing song. The Diamond X.

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14 Aug 2026 22:31:58
My wife is and was a double of Joanne Catherall. It's become a standing joke between us. When "Don't You Want Me" comes on the radio, I make a point of asking her if she'll ever tour again with Phil...


Also, whether it's too late for her to go and work as a waitress in a cocktail bar.
I tell you, those long winter evenings just fly by in our house. πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ₯°πŸ₯°

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14 Aug 2026 22:27:20
Brilliant Rogie! You had me going there!
Saw Deacon Blue about a year ago in Manchester. Absolute brilliant!
Saw Lionel Ritchie about 20 years ago at Nottingham Ice Stadium Arena. Fantastic show and he did all the old Commodores stuff as well.

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14 Aug 2026 15:39:12
I think the match on Sunday will be the first time we will see what Og believes to be our first team. So far we have looked quite good in friendlies. Still unsure of the frontline. Sangare looks solid but his passing has been awful, Netz looked good. Aina would only last 45 minutes in Og system. Victor looked better, and we can't get on his back for one mistake, although it was embarrassing.

Ndoye seems to have found a bit of confidence but I think his brain is too slow when receiving the ball. I still look for a bid forward to come in as I can't see Wood getting many minutes. He was too slow last season and takes too long to get inside from attacks, slowing progression.

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14 Aug 2026 20:39:59
Hope you're right about Victor, because he looks bloody useless to me.

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