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25 Apr 2026 06:51:43
Beautiful performance. We all might be sitting down for a slice of pie as it seems this gaffer has unearthed a gem …… He’s called Jesus ….
1.) 25 Apr 2026 07:46:44
Jesus was going to struggle as a lone striker, but circumstances dictated that he had to, and I think, at times, he looked a bit frustrated, but he still got on with it, and gave his all.
Now Wood is back, hopefully we get to see what he's all about, and he finishes the season strongly.
He might just be a bargain signing.
Keep the Faith.
2.) 25 Apr 2026 08:57:11
Not a bad performance, eh RHR, considering you think he's the worst player to ever play in a Forest shirt.
Like Bowie, I think this lad's got something.
Sunderland have a very, very good defensive set up. They were superb when they beat us at the WFCG. But they couldn't cope with Jesus (and the rest of the lads) last night.
Just as Burnley couldn't when he came on.
By the way, I'm still chuckling, mate, at your remark that the 6 Burnley defenders chasing him for our last goal "nearly" caught him. They didn't, and he finished brilliantly.
It's like saying Usain Bolt was only the fastest man in the world by a few split seconds.
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3.) 25 Apr 2026 09:11:11
We love Dyche. ???
4.) 25 Apr 2026 09:12:31
That's got to be the comparison of the year, Stokey.
Usain Bolt and Igor Jesus.
I reckon your happiness has turned to madness, my friend.
5.) 25 Apr 2026 10:06:42
Was a video going round of Jesus going through with 6 Burnley players chasing him, to the tune of Benny Hill (ask ya grandad, kids).
6.) 25 Apr 2026 10:20:30
Nah Gazzi, I’m not comparing like with like, mate. Jesus has about the same amount of pace as Teddy Sheringham, ie not that much, but it didn’t stop him becoming a great, did it. It’s knowing when to break, isn’t it, that first 20 to 30 yards. Woodys got it.
In a straight foot race none of the above are Elangas, are they?
Anyway, Bolt never had a football to control with 6 blokes trying to take his legs from under him, did he? And still have the composure to slip it past the advancing keeper. Just brilliant!
7.) 25 Apr 2026 13:31:14
Great comeback, Skegs. ????
20 Apr 2026 07:33:50
Super 2nd half performance yesterday. The version of Forest we'd love to see more of. I hope we push on now and grab a couple more wins
1.) 20 Apr 2026 09:34:27
We still need a couple more wins, mate.
2.) 20 Apr 2026 13:45:02
We do, mate. If that version turns up all games are winnable, aren't they? If it's the other version, it then shifts quickly to looking unlikely we would win any of them.
3.) 20 Apr 2026 14:40:06
If it's the other version, we are in deep trouble.
Despite our comeback yesterday, we are definitely not out of it yet.
4.) 20 Apr 2026 17:16:28
This is "Version" on the ridiculous!!!.
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5.) 20 Apr 2026 21:31:48
The first half was ridiculous, Rog, old chap.
17 Apr 2026 08:50:10
Huge achievement for the club but honestly, what a pitiful side Forest are. Hard to see how we even win another game, I’ve never had the displeasure of watching players who are so poor at the basics of football.
Who the hell sanctioned buying Hutchinson and Bakwa to replace Elanga? Hutchinson in particular is a terrible player and I hope he is shipped out the club in the summer. Ipswich must be laughing their heads off.
1.) 17 Apr 2026 10:30:28
Our attacking play is absolutely pathetic.
Can't cross, can't shoot, and no intricate one-twos to open teams up.
Vitor spent almost the entire first half taking notes, but why or what he was writing is anybody's guess, as we were even worse in the second half.
2.) 17 Apr 2026 11:18:27
It's six pages of the same four words....
God, we are w***.
3.) 17 Apr 2026 11:36:08
Yes, and interestingly enough, all 4 managers have picked more or less identical starting 11's for the league matches, which suggests none of them thought much of the new signings.
Those famous words at the start of the season by one of those managers, "We are not ready," were obviously justified, as none of the next 3 managers were able to get a tune out of them.
4.) 17 Apr 2026 12:35:22
Forest are unwatchable, Fred. I've managed 3 home games all season because it's just so poor. I won't be renewing next season, it's a waste of time and money.
5.) 17 Apr 2026 15:24:41
Exactly, Red Fred, we were warned, so was Mr M. He should have listened; it has cost him a fortune in managers and new crap players signed, and he ended up sacking Edu in the end. I hope he's learnt his lesson.
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04 Aug 2026 17:37:26
Players will always wait to see if a bigger club comes in for them, anyone would do the same. The owner is aiming high on calibre, but that simply compounds that issue. Even if you just base it on this country, there are at least 8 clubs that players would rather sign for.
When you consider the clubs around Europe, it is a difficult thing to navigate. Lower-league players would jump at it; they seldom work out, all part of the struggle / challenge of becoming an established top flight club I'm afraid.
01 Aug 2026 16:19:25
Whilst ever we all continue to subscribe to football in its current format, we're all accepting it for what it is. It's so obviously corrupt and favours the minority, so the majority should make a stand and refuse to play the clubs where there is an obvious corrupt bending of, or failure to implement, the rules.
26 May 2026 12:26:18
You beat me to it, pal!!!!
Sadpies... Indeed, DTP...
13 May 2026 22:48:25
Dyche has a solid record and I respect him. For some reason it had hit the buffers with us. I think he alienated 5 or 6 players, which left us with a very small squad. The same players look part of a cohesive squad under VP.
Not sure what was going wrong under SD, as his teams usually galvanise and have spirit. Ours didn’t, and I feel it was only going one way. Glad we changed, but would like to wish SD and his team good luck for the future.
13 May 2026 22:43:05
Yes, it would render the league irrelevant, and they'd have to act on it.