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12 Feb 2026 14:59:19
pereira appointed.
1.) 12 Feb 2026 15:40:24
Pereira out ?.
2.) 12 Feb 2026 16:05:15
You really are a piece of work aren’t you what a wally fgs are you happy with anything
This fella is a good friend of your hero Nuno
Give the man a chance before you start dripping your poison Recliner Boy.
3.) 12 Feb 2026 16:22:02
Wow munmad, couldn't be more obvious he's taking the pi$$,
4.) 12 Feb 2026 16:35:24
That just about sums you up Balloons….
5.) 12 Feb 2026 16:37:29
It's obviously a joke in a banter site, MUNMAD. This isn't the "Serious Posts" page.
6.) 12 Feb 2026 16:41:08
Chill munmad thst me laugh, funny biglarry.
7.) 12 Feb 2026 16:52:17
Larry, give it a rest now!
Allow him the opportunity to get through door and see what he can do to salvage an important twelve game's!
At least show some humility towards him instead of the usual BS!
8.) 12 Feb 2026 16:53:01
About as funny as an orphanage on fire Balloons but if it keeps you happy mate …. ???.
9.) 12 Feb 2026 16:55:31
No need to Chill Munmad.
As funny as Larry is he gets a little too carried away at time's.
And yes it is a Banter site however given the circumstances some decorum would not go amiss from time to time!
10.) 12 Feb 2026 17:10:06
Looks guys the money Marinakas has paid out in compo to duff managers, sacking them every 3 months. He could have poured that into one good manager and we could be sat top half. Just another sensible way if looking at it.
11.) 12 Feb 2026 19:11:46
More money thrown at Pereira. The truth is, unless Pereira wins every game in style, we get the Silva lining to the cloud at the end of the season anyway.
12.) 12 Feb 2026 19:43:03
Balloons you've really p****d off our resident happy clappers ?? keep up the good work mate???.
13.) 12 Feb 2026 20:15:53
I don’t know about p’ssed off Red, Balloons and his gang are just boring and unfunny.
Also, Cyclist, do you really think Silva will have anything whatsoever to do with us at the end of the season ( or any other half decent manager ever). I guess a fool and his money are easily parted….
14.) 12 Feb 2026 21:46:25
Yes, if we stay up, I think Silva will come to Forest.
07 Feb 2026 14:26:28
One of the things I notice about any team is how happy they are because good results from from happy players starting with the dressing room, Nothing to do with results but look at Forest players I've never seen them look so miserable and when it comes to Dominguez kicking a pile of water bottles over because he felt he should'nt have been brought off it illustrates my point.
Think about it, if you are unhappy in your work you don't give your best and its the same with footballers.
When Nuno was in charge they were a happy bunch so Evangalos find out what the problem is and sort it out because if you don't we will be looking relegation in the face.
1.) 07 Feb 2026 16:37:36
Nunos coming for us.
2.) 07 Feb 2026 17:25:15
See skegs this is where you don’t do yourself any favours, where most of us are concerned and annoyed about it, you seem to be revelling in the situation. Just basically winding people up.
3.) 07 Feb 2026 18:28:50
Stevie a lot of you seemed happy to see the back of nuno football. It was OK to revel in that situation when he left. I'm not reveling I'm pissed off that edu pushed one of our best managers out and look what he replaced them with. I understand that edu wanted more attacking football but look where we've come we're a mid table championship team with great players that don't want to play.
nuno had all the lads fired up and believing. Look at bowens interview after there game today. that's what we're missing we're in a mess with shite management and recruitment simple and I'm sorry but we get what we sow. simples nuno should of been replaced with a better manager or we should of backed him simples.
4.) 07 Feb 2026 18:35:03
Been doing it for God knows how long.
5.) 07 Feb 2026 18:43:19
That’s because he’s not a Forest fan Stevie he bleeds blue and white.
6.) 07 Feb 2026 19:09:42
I tell the truth its that simples I don't go round smiling and waving my way through shite. you 2 happy clappers will be the only 2 left clapping when we're back in the championship. moonmad will be back on the sheep site predicting the sheep line up. and rogie will be visiting a city ground that's not there for his 80th birthday ??.
7.) 07 Feb 2026 22:03:03
Skeggs behave
Your only on here to wind folk up.
02 Feb 2026 19:52:31
Crystal Palace have got their cumuppence regarding Mateta, We offered £35 million but the greedy so and so's stuck out for 40. Thought they had put one over on us but AC Milan won't have him as he failed a fitness test, Where does this leave them if they agreed to pay Wolves £50 million for their centre forward.
They are up the creek without a paddle they have not got the cash but they do have a very unhappy player who wanted to come to us.
Its no good trying to pull a fast one On Evangalos as Tottenham found out!
My heart bleeds for them. Ha, ha, ha.
1.) 02 Feb 2026 22:57:06
". In the end, we always win! "
So we are going to win the Europa League and should be recruiting Champion's League level players for next season's shot at the big one. Not signing a load of journeymen is a good thing. ?.
2.) 03 Feb 2026 09:18:17
We got away with one there
Mates needs surgery on his knee, so probably would not of helped at all and 40 million wasted
Also mateta only wanted the Milan move.
27 Jan 2026 14:03:06
Signing Mateta would give us a formidable selection of forwards to pick from even better when Chris Wood returns,
I think Jesus or Wood would benefit from the aggressiveness of this player, Ndoye could also be sold to help fund his purchase. Taiwo could also benefit. It could be the making of us. i'm all for it.
1.) 27 Jan 2026 16:20:51
For me you can over complicate matters humourist, every forward brings self doubt to the ones playing. I really don't think we are big enough atm to play with players minds. Already struggling (apparently).
2.) 27 Jan 2026 17:31:24
Agree Bowie if we get Mateta, and the forwards we have could cause problems in itself, hope to see Chris back but unlikely, so one of Awoniyi or Jesus will be moved on more likely, and if Mateta asked Kalimuendo about us, he's likely to say stir clear!.
3.) 27 Jan 2026 17:34:55
Actually, am I missing something here? Didn't we just sign that lucca? Obviously height. " you can call us forest all day long, but the trees don't actually grow money, bowie today. Get a grip on realities of football.
4.) 27 Jan 2026 17:43:18
I'd be delighted if Mateta agreed to come to us, however nothing is certain yet.
5.) 27 Jan 2026 18:09:49
You know the old saying Too many cooks!
CARLO.
6.) 27 Jan 2026 19:01:39
Mateta all day long for me but forest won't pay the 40 million without getting rid of someone first so we will see.
7.) 27 Jan 2026 19:49:38
That last post wasn't aimed at you mossey btw ??.
8.) 27 Jan 2026 20:02:00
Spurm want Mateta and have allegedly put in a bid? ?.
9.) 27 Jan 2026 20:21:03
No Bowie?.
16 Jan 2026 11:39:59
What is going on a this football club? Nuno threw Marinakis under the bus now it is reported Dyche is doing the same!
Then knowing we are desperate for a goal scorer we get rid of one on loan who was not given a chance in my opinion.
Think about it we have great creators of chances with passes on the ground from the likes of Anderson, Gibbs-White and Williams so Dyche wants the ball lumping over to Chris Wood's ghost in the guise of Jesus (The real one would have a problem at his height)
I feel sorry for Evangalos his hearts in the right place I just hope he does'nt feel he is being used as a cash cow!
1.) 16 Jan 2026 12:35:46
Very accurate humourist, I'd say more but I don't want stokey and lego complaining I've got Dyche tourettes ????.
2.) 16 Jan 2026 12:51:50
I think you will find maranakis chucked himself under the bus. and spat his dummy out while doing it. nobody else's fault but his own hiring edu and having him whisper sweet nothings into his ears.
edu since arriving pissed off one of tge best managers we've had in ages and blew 100s of millions of the cash cows cash on nothing better than championship players hopefully he will be gone soon with Dino dyche.
3.) 16 Jan 2026 13:14:29
Skeggs you'll have to stop posting repetitive post about Edu the bloke you said was getting sacked
The repetitive police are out in force ????.
4.) 16 Jan 2026 14:42:46
Edu will be sacked along with dyche 10am Monday morning ? and inspector clueso and captain Dan. Can do one ?.
5.) 16 Jan 2026 15:06:05
You do make me smile ??.
6.) 16 Jan 2026 15:15:50
What-again DTP?
7.) 16 Jan 2026 15:21:55
Get rid of Dyche and Edu.
Reinstate Nuno ?????.
8.) 16 Jan 2026 18:58:55
DTP, you’ve just reminded me to re read John Foxes seminal work on the English Reformation (1563) The Book of English Martyrs”. Oops, there I go again ……??????.
9.) 16 Jan 2026 19:00:20
Funnily enough Ripley stan collymore has stated that he believes that will happen.
10.) 16 Jan 2026 19:46:55
Go ahead stokey cus its gone over everyone elses
??????.
11.) 16 Jan 2026 20:08:26
Edu and dyche dtp? Tell me when he said that? Sounding like the sheep dave n milkman.
12.) 16 Jan 2026 20:21:21
Bowie mate
That nuno will get sacked, dyche will get sacked abd nuno will return to forest.
13.) 16 Jan 2026 20:37:22
You said dyche and edu dtp? Was just curious. Agreeing to Ripley?
14.) 16 Jan 2026 22:12:25
No. problem.
15.) 17 Jan 2026 12:04:39
Sorry, I forgot you speak for “everyone” DTP………you are a true Martyr but have you considered that not “everyone” is as dim as you?
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31 Jan 2026 20:56:25
Now is our chance to level with Palace on points but overtake Leeds who we play next week. Also to showcase our new signing I think is supposed to be 6ft 7" tall so I would like to see him alongside Jesus.
Still not sure who we are signing as I've never known such complication involved in signing them. Some don't know whether they want to come or not. The player agrees terms then we get gazumped.
I think teams know we are one of the few clubs that have the cash and they are trying to screw us to the floor. Example Mateta wanted to come now he wants to go elsewhere and yet Palace say they are paying £50 million for the norwegian guy from Wolves to replace him! also don't think AC Milan can afford him
Absolute rubbish! they only wanted £40 million in the first place.
Rant over we will all know the truth tomorrow night. Fed up with the bull we fans keep being fed day in day out.
05 Jan 2026 11:52:30
bsered there could be an unenviable record set tomorrow night if the result is a draw which is no good to either team. The record would be if as a result of this both managers were sacked ( a present Forest manager and an ex Forest manager, It would be a first anywhere in the world)
13 Oct 2025 09:12:34
Skegsjay when Billy Davies was sacked he had at least 11 injuries but the owner just did'nt seem to appreciate that, Its a bit late now for Billy but Sean Dyche is the nearest to it. Some people say that he is too defensive but did'nt the great Brian Clough advocate star building from the back and stop conceding goals. However having a ready made squad of players its a different ball game and I would think Dyche would be in his seventh heaven.
We have the players just get the system right!