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06 May 2024 21:22:47
Bowle, just read through and saw your response.
Listen pal, I don’t think anyone would take the piss out of your spelling, wouldn’t even take the piss out of what you say - unlike our Stella mate 🤣.

I can guarantee you I only ever respond to you with sincerity and would never take the piss out of spelling, missing words or anything - if you read my posts you’ll see a word missing or a spelling mistake in everyone. Only stokey is a master - rest of us just muddle through mate👍.

06 May 2024 22:23:39
2stars you speak for yourself mate, i can ‘ muddle through’ in 3 languages,

06 May 2024 22:32:10
Bless ya cheers 2stars 👍.

06 May 2024 22:36:59
I'm a genius too Stevie. Feels great - doesn't it!

06 May 2024 22:46:09
I would 2stars and he knows it. 🤣🤣🎈.

06 May 2024 17:55:06
Stella, how do I get your number mate? I’m after a bit of local knowledge. I know how busy balloons is but thought you’d do!

06 May 2024 21:05:26
Don't know mate can't put it on after last time and balloons busy 🤣🤣 drinking beer in the beer gardens every day 🤣.

06 May 2024 21:25:47
Busy sleeping 2stars can I help you with anything mate. Skegs will be getting ready for corrie 👍🎈.

06 May 2024 21:58:56
Just dial fester 2 star.

06 May 2024 22:07:41
🤣🤣🤣 balloons he wants to know all the names of the donkeys on the beach see if any are the ones Stevie has gave him in past tips 🤣🤣.

06 May 2024 22:33:32
DTPs on the old ub40 again you dipping your dummy in it ready for beddy byes 🤣🤣.

06 May 2024 22:36:04
Seven days a week running tomorrow skeggs.

06 May 2024 22:55:01
My favorite skegness donkey is called Ilkeston, you the the grey ugly one 🤣🎈.

06 May 2024 12:10:17
Have noted this morning that referees might soon wear cameras. Alarm bells! We don't want refs becoming celebrities which is just beginning to creep in lately. They need not to be noticed. Would players enjoy seeing themselves cursing and abusing officials? Would some players simply play to the camera?

06 May 2024 17:37:50
Hopefully Norfolk 🤣🤣 like the 70s wrestling, 👍 long live world of sport. Bit##es and there handbags ready to hit them going through the tunnel. The public need it.

06 May 2024 18:29:32
We'll see how it works (if at all) tonight in the Palace/ United match.

06 May 2024 21:06:36
They've already got shaving foam in their back pocket.

05 May 2024 22:37:32
Ok rip, Bernard hill, or yozzer. And f ck off balloons 🎈 🤣 what a diamond actor. Boys from the black stuff cult viewing.
Watching my favourite along with deerhunter now. Life of brian.
Nope not clough,

Blessed are the cheese makers as they will chat like pundits.
Sangare, first i was blind now i can see, as he falls down a f kn dugout.
VAR searching a one bedroom flat for an offside decision.
What did the FA ever do for us.

Erm they brought us showers for young lads and older coaches.
What ya mean 30 million sheckles for a player? Aren't you going to hackle.
Ok mate you derbyfront I'll buy 3 packs of stones for next season.
Brian you called the owner, it's a sign it's a sign.

I want all the wobbers from the pwemier and the wobbing officials put to the lions.
Well it's my f kn birthday and i can post what i want to.
Home safe n sound reds. Apart from the usual. 🤣🤣🤣 luv ya all, there ya go balloons 🎈.

05 May 2024 23:10:06
Happy Birthday Taurus Bowie. I hope you've had a good day there with FiL in tow!

05 May 2024 23:16:31
Cooper, crucifixion sir, yeah first on the right, nuno crucifixion nope not me. Oh ok get yourself away, nah only joking. I'm not that bright.

05 May 2024 23:23:10
To Graeme Souness " people say I look like you " to everyone else " gizza job I can do that " with his kids in toe. First time I remember seeing Roy Cropper as the man who worked for the council, fantastic telly from back in the day.

05 May 2024 23:47:24
Jesus christ come back stokie all is forgiven. That's the Man City of gobble de gook. 🤣🎈.

06 May 2024 05:49:55
Life of Brian is one of my favourite films, Bowie. Hilarious.

06 May 2024 07:12:46
Thought that was garbage and anything to do with anybody from monty python is just total school boy waffle 🎈.

06 May 2024 07:47:42
Hated monty python think you after be out your tree to watch them 🤣.

06 May 2024 08:39:01
Says someone who is totally normal. Yeah right.

06 May 2024 09:05:28
What you trying to say baldy 🤣 I'm guessing you enjoyed them movies then says it all really 🤣.

06 May 2024 09:06:50
Balloons is not the Messiah, Bowie, he’s a very naughty boy! 😂.

06 May 2024 09:35:00
He's a bloody rich pensioner chimaera that keeps sending me photos of cold beers he's supping in a beer garden while I'm working I also have a few more names for him but eds won't post them 🤣🤣.

06 May 2024 11:15:39
I saw Bernard Hill play MacBeth at the Nottingham Playhouse back in the 80s I think. Absolutely brilliant with tremendous stage presence. A superb actor… RIP.

06 May 2024 12:47:39
Great actor but not very good at spotting ice bergs.

06 May 2024 17:42:06
Coz your not like us public school pupils balloons, sniff sniff 😇.

06 May 2024 19:29:38
What's all this sniff, sniff cobblers am I missing something? 🤔 🎈.

06 May 2024 22:39:17
It's a cold 🤔.

05 May 2024 17:43:15
Just a few thoughts.
Firstly, as I said before the game, Yates should always start. Every dazzling architect needs a hod carrier before he can create a beautiful building. The skipper got through a load of work to steady the ship when we were under the cosh first half. His goal was just the icing on the cake, but set the tone for the second half recovery Energy, enthusiasm and work rate first class. reminded me of Walt Whitmans poem
"O Captain! My Captain! Our fearful trip is done,
The ship has weathered every rack, the prize we sought is won,
The port is near, the bells I hear, the people all exalting,
While follow eyes the steady keel, the vessel grim and daring "
Secondly, Sels, Murillo, Boly and, of course CHO immense. I said it wouldn't be easy. Having had to sit amongst the Blades fans I can tell you they hate us with a passion!
Thirdly, great to see Taiwo get a run out especially as Woody seems to have hit the buffers recently.
Likewise, Dominquez did well in a cameo
Lastly, it was a vital result but the danger is not over. Lutons opponents West Ham look a bit flakey and Spurs likewise. Whereas I was hoping Chelsea would be "on the beach " but they are on fire atm with Europa League in sight. I still think it will be decided next weekend before we kick off, though our goal difference advantage will come into play.
It seems as though the Appeal panel will be delaying their decision until a point when it becomes irrelevant therefore avoiding the embarrassment of a team of lawyers relegating a club rather than their results.
But we are now on the front foot and I'm confident we will survive.

05 May 2024 19:09:53
As always Stokey however I think the hod carriers architect must do much better. At the moment he's just about garden shed design standard.

05 May 2024 19:47:59
I got as far as "O Captain! and wanted to self harm 🤣🤣 God its relentless 🥴🎈.

05 May 2024 20:42:51
Stokey certainly talks a load of sense Balloons - that is, until he goes into 'Ronnie Corbett mode' where I too tune-out! I love his posts.

05 May 2024 21:00:55
Ironically, you must have seen 'Dead Poets Society' Balloons, and you could 'seize the day'! If you didn't see the film, Stokey might need to explain.

05 May 2024 21:34:38
I might be ex-Intelligence Corps Norfolk, but I must admit I find it hard at times to keep up with both your and Stokey's posts! Keep it up gents - I'm sure it must be helping my mental dexterity in my mid-50's when I need it more than ever.

05 May 2024 22:19:05
You might want to pass some of that intelligence on to Balloons, Legless. 🤣🤣🤣.

05 May 2024 23:14:13
Well, I do believe in sharing D3!

05 May 2024 23:50:48
Of sound mind and body Derby, nothing floating around my body except Roast beef and Orange juuce this fine sunday 😋 🎈.

06 May 2024 11:10:45
Norfolk, mate, I’ve always been a firm advocate of “Carpe diem” long before the wonderful Robin Williams said it in “Dead Poets Society”. Especially now that my days available are, inevitably, decreasing exponentially.! 👍👍.

06 May 2024 12:00:01
And beer ya hypocrite. 🤣🤣.

06 May 2024 12:34:33
0-0 zero Heineken for my temple only 😁 🎈.

06 May 2024 12:58:22
Yeah righty-oh.

06 May 2024 17:43:46
They only sell ace lager balloons.

05 May 2024 15:56:15
Well, just as you thought the Chelsea game might be winnable. they're walloping West Ham 5-0 at the moment. Could be the 'Derby' factor I guess with bout being London clubs. but, this has now got me really concerned. It looks like it'll be down to the last bleddy game. it good.

05 May 2024 16:10:36
There in great form can't see us getting anything from them.

05 May 2024 16:21:22
More concerning is West Hams form as Luton play them next.
If West Ham win, it won't matter what we do against Chelsea.

05 May 2024 16:23:31
Yes, but West Ham will need to repay their fans after getting hammered, so hopefully they’ll come out firing against Luton. And Chelsea have hit form true, but if we play like we did against City, we may get a point. And if West Ham have already beat Luton, (especially if Burnley have lost too) then it’s almost a free hit. And if we get a point or two back…. It’s all ifs, buts and maybes!

05 May 2024 16:28:58
Flip it round mate, West ham be well up for luton next week. if they both lose we'll be safe before Chelsea anyway.

05 May 2024 16:54:36
KEEP CALM
AND
SUPPORT FOREST.

05 May 2024 17:07:27
If you go back to when we played and beat the Hammers 2-0 at home they had just off the back of a 6-0 thrashing against Arsenal. West Ham were terrible against us so hopefully they will be in reverse form vs Luton.

05 May 2024 20:30:55
Are you sure you remember that far back you was probably out your face derby 🤣.

05 May 2024 21:46:04
I was definitely drunk that day, Skegs. Of that I can assure you. Not as bad as my missus was last night when she got back, though. No idea what she was drinking.

05 May 2024 21:58:10
The downside to getting drunk is that you can still feel sh! te for days after. The missus has been hanging all day. So I got the guitar out and plugged it into the amp to annoy her. She was not impressed at all. hahaha.

05 May 2024 22:03:36
To make it worse I was playing a few Metallica riffs. All I got was 'TURN THE FU**ER DOWN, SHAUN! '. NO! was my reply.

05 May 2024 23:53:24
Well Derby Squire's do make an awful sound so you can't blame her 🤣🎈.

06 May 2024 05:42:02
I'm a damn good guitarist I'll have you know. Choice of music might not be everyone's cup of tea. But it's difficult stuff to learn. Nothing basic about metal music.

06 May 2024 07:41:09
As long as you know 3 chords and can shake your head 🤣🎈.

06 May 2024 08:31:02
I can just imagine derby now smashed out of his face head banging is long dreadlocks strumming on a make belief guitar what a site 🤣🤣🤣.

06 May 2024 12:09:17
3 chords, Balloons? It's not Status Quo, my duck. That's the stuff you learn at the beginning of playing guitar. Incidentally, you don't generally play full chords in thrash metal. But you keep thinking that you need to.

06 May 2024 12:37:03
Nearly correct, Skegs. Strumming a real guitar swinging my make believe long hair as I'm bald as a coot. Can't grow the stuff.

06 May 2024 12:41:14
Just think if you didn't spend your money on wacky backy you could own a 1961 USA Stratocaster like mine. That keeps my Les paul Gold top and Gibson 339 company, resting on my Messa Boogie. I suppose there a place for Squires somewhere in the world 🤣🎈.

06 May 2024 13:05:07
Nice guitars but I bet you can't play any of them. 🤣🤣🤣. I'm happy with my Gibson 80's Explorer, in red of course, and my ESP LTD KH-202. Although the ESP one isn't as good as the Explorer. But Gibson guitars tend to have a better pick up.

06 May 2024 13:31:42
I'd like a Flying V. Gibson of course,

06 May 2024 14:10:23
My wacky backy is half price because a friend of mine grows quite a lot of it. Mate's rate's. You know how it is.

06 May 2024 14:23:46
Oh I can play. Flying V' awkward buggers to hold and Explorers Ulgy but Gibson are awesome no matter what shape and as for ESP, the only decent guitar Hammett owns is Gary Moores Greeny 59 burst. 2 million quid. ouch 🤣🤣🎈.

06 May 2024 14:25:12
Oh I know how it is Derby. Picture yourself in a boat on a river with tangerine trees and marmalade sky's. 🤣🎈.

06 May 2024 15:44:02
I think that's a reference to LSD. Not the same drug and definitely not the same effect at all.

06 May 2024 15:56:33
The Beatles music is too easy to play. Nothing technical or complex at all. Just basic chords.

06 May 2024 16:55:04
I wish was 10 quid behind McCartney for the simplicity. It ain't all about shredding mate. Anyvway get on the blues Stevie Ray Vaughan and Matt Schofield, Gary Moore 🎈.

06 May 2024 17:45:29
Balloons, your '61 Strat is a beauty. But sell the two scaffold planks and get some wacky backy. Then play your Strat!

06 May 2024 19:37:52
Gibson and Fender are like apples and oranges mate. Two completely different beasts mate. Nothing does blues rock like a Gibo (Gary Moore)
Stevie Ray, Matt Schofield blues the Strat mate. Love em all 🧡🎈.

06 May 2024 21:11:12
My guitar 8s better than yours and I can play better than you 🤣🤣
Schoolboy stuff.

06 May 2024 22:27:14
My flat pack is better than yours and you don't possess that talent to play a musical instrument, well maybe the triangle. Stick to picking your liver you've mastered that mate. 🤪🎈.