06 Sep 2026 11:29:13
Good morning guys.
My first post since last season although I've read a lot.
The sceptics from last season are still sceptical, the positives are still positive, the intelligent are still intelligent (or they try to be), the daft buggers are still daft ( Hello Stellaboy) so not much has changed on here.
On the field, of course, is entirely different and I can't say I'm enjoying it at the moment.
You all know I love my non league matches, I've seen eight so far and going to another this afternoon and I will say I've enjoyed everything about them.

Real value for money.
The two Forest home league games have left me wondering why I'm still going. Forest red runs in my veins, but I find myself getting bored with what's on offer.
What's with this three at the back dollox?
Wide-open again and again and so easy to play against. Our wingers weren't the greatest but I'd much rather watch us play with CHO and OH going at the opposition fullbacks.
I hope it all clicks into place because it has to click into place and quickly. It's going to be another very difficult non entertaining season if it doesn't.


1.) 06 Sep 2026
06 Sep 2026 12:36:42
Totally in agreement, Gazzi. Cho must play, one of the few players who can score a goal at this level.


2.) 06 Sep 2026
06 Sep 2026 13:05:37
Hey baldy.ive missed you to ?? you'll soon be living the glasner maranakis dream like all the other posters on here they're so happy.hows the non league footie going cheaper and better than watching forest at minute ???


3.) 06 Sep 2026
06 Sep 2026 14:57:33
Welcome back, Gazzi. ?
Speaking for everyone again, Skeggs? ….. ?


4.) 06 Sep 2026
06 Sep 2026 15:20:46
I would call it speaking against everyone. If you stop getting over excited about my posts and read them properly, just saying. ?


5.) 06 Sep 2026
06 Sep 2026 15:41:15
"You'll soon be living the Glasner / Marinakos dream like all the other posters on here, they are so happy" WTF? ?‍♂️


6.) 06 Sep 2026
06 Sep 2026 15:50:15
If you dont know stokie there's no helping you pal.why your on a banter site is beyond me ??


7.) 06 Sep 2026
06 Sep 2026 16:10:09
Your words mate, not mine. You can't have forgotten already, you only posted them a few minutes ago. Mind you, you did post a request on here demanding that someone fetch you a glass of water. ?????


8.) 06 Sep 2026
06 Sep 2026 16:37:13
As I said, if you don't get it, pal, why are you on a banter site. There's just no helping some people. ???


9.) 06 Sep 2026
06 Sep 2026 16:49:02
I agree with you, Gazzi. I'd said I wasn't getting a season ticket this season, but come the end I felt positive and as entertained as we had been for a long time under VP - thus relented and purchased.
Haven't been yet and don't have any ambition to either. Daft decision getting shot of VP, evaluating someone's suitability should be greater than whether they've just won a trophy or not - how did that end last season? Let's hope VP doesn't get another job and remains available to come and rescue us again when EM calls time on this silly liaison with Glasner.


Glasner out...


10.) 06 Sep 2026
06 Sep 2026 17:23:49
Are you saying it was a lame and clunky attempt at irony, Skeggs? Come on, mate, I'm trying to bail you out here. ???


11.) 06 Sep 2026
06 Sep 2026 19:05:30
Two stars, Glasner out?? Utterly ridiculous, maybe everyone has forgotten Vitor had the advantage of working with Anderson, who, on stats, was the best midfielder in Europe last season, and was replaced with a free transfer.


12.) 06 Sep 2026
06 Sep 2026 19:42:37
Stevie, some people just don't have a positive ion in their bodies, unfortunately.
Chicken Licken was more positive than most posters on here (and he kept pronouncing the sky was falling in). :)

It's way too early for a real prediction either way, and some just aren't interested in giving anything a chance, but that's a fault with them, not Nottingham Forest.


13.) 06 Sep 2026
06 Sep 2026 19:59:16
Ginger, I don't have to tell ya, Billy the Fish was our downfall selling to Thomas Tommy Brown at Fulchester, never gonna end well sending Sid the Sexist to Women's Champions League scouting. ?


14.) 06 Sep 2026
06 Sep 2026 20:27:34
Leave my brown nose alone, Bowie, he's my strawberry blonde. ?‍♂️ ??


15.) 06 Sep 2026
06 Sep 2026 20:57:39
I believe it was Ginger with the brown nose remark, Skeggs, not Bowie. Try and keep up before you feel the need to contribute, mate.
Still waiting for your input on the 14th century, mate. Let me know if I can point you in the right direction, my friend. ??


16.) 06 Sep 2026
06 Sep 2026 21:00:48
Ha, Bowie, I wonder if we can find Dead Shot Kean's boots (aka Billy's boots) in a local jumble sale and get them into the kit bag for Saturday.

I always thought Roy Hodgson looked a bit like Billy the Fish.


17.) 06 Sep 2026
06 Sep 2026 21:19:00
?? Brilliant bud.


18.) 06 Sep 2026
06 Sep 2026 21:33:15
I know stokie keep up my slow friend.you really dont know banter or sarcasm. This is not the sun newspaper or dear deidre site pal like I said what are you doing on a banter site ?????


19.) 07 Sep 2026
06 Sep 2026 22:38:20
Tongue in cheek, Stevie was just seeing if I could cajole Skegg for a nibble. He's not playing though... I do foresee another tough season for Forest though. I also think, if we survive this latest spate of self induced turmoil, we'll have a few stable seasons with OG. I reckon it's going to be a very tough season for us though.


20.) 07 Sep 2026
07 Sep 2026 08:12:40
I think you are seeking excuses and something to hide behind again Skeggs after repeated gaffes mate.
Like art and humour, I think sarcasm and banter have failed if you have to explain it.
Becomes repetitious,clunky and unfunny as per …..
Keep trying though……can’t fault your workrate ???


21.) 07 Sep 2026
07 Sep 2026 10:06:27
Ginger, apart from Chicken Licken, mate, wasn't it Asterix the Gaul whose only fear was the sky falling down? He certainly wasn't afraid of no Goddam Romans. I loved all that stuff... like when he visits his British cousins across the Channel and discovers that they are only under Roman occupation because of their habit of going off on a tea break in the middle of a battle...

brilliant and gentle ribbing... Just off to get a drink of elixir. ??


22.) 07 Sep 2026
07 Sep 2026 13:59:00
Ginger and Bowie ... "Fnnnarrr, Fnnarrrr." ???
My personal favourite was Fat B...
Mrs Brady, old lady.
Billy the Fish, just sublime and surreal.
Remember the crowd chants when Billy's team were playing Vatican City?
"2. 4. 6. 8
Who do we appreciate?
The Holy Father, his Papal Eminence, by the Grace of God, Pope Sixtus the Third."
Just brilliant. ??????


23.) 07 Sep 2026
07 Sep 2026 14:14:46
I loved the tag for Fat B...
"He's as fat as I don't know wot"...
Even his Mam and Dad called him "Fat b."...
And what about Johnny Fartpants? "The boy with the Golden Guff". ?????


24.) 07 Sep 2026
07 Sep 2026 14:49:03
Buster Gonad .... "The boy with the unfeasibly large testicals" ....... drawn like he was sitting on a pair of space hoppers. ??


25.) 07 Sep 2026
07 Sep 2026 16:18:07
Testicles. ?


26.) 07 Sep 2026
07 Sep 2026 19:26:50
Ha, I forgot about Mrs Brady. 'The Brown Bottle' was another classic as well. :)


27.) 07 Sep 2026
07 Sep 2026 20:23:52
Roger Melly, the Man on the Telly….The Fat Slags….. Those Thieving Gypsy Bastards …..all very un PC but very funny. ????
I love the true story of the leader of the UK Gypsy Council who threatened to sue Viz for defamation but unfortunately was detained at her Majesty’s pleasure for handling stolen goods ????


28.) 07 Sep 2026
07 Sep 2026 20:36:22
Sandra and Tracey, the Fat Slags, and Biffa Bacon, a portrait of low life on a par with Caravaggio, imo. Absolute genius. ??