01 Sep 2026 10:49:06
Strap yourselves in, my friends. Deal-line day.

Predictions time:

1. How many in?

2. How many out?

3. What positions in?

4. Hardest one, what players in?

1.) 01 Sep 2026
01 Sep 2026 12:27:29
Garner, from Everton, in.
Morato out.
3, including Garner.

2.) 01 Sep 2026
01 Sep 2026 13:06:13
Henderson in Bergvall in.

3.) 01 Sep 2026
01 Sep 2026 13:19:17
Neither of those will happen.

4.) 01 Sep 2026
01 Sep 2026 13:53:19
Question 4... I've got the hardest one. Just read one of Stokie's posts. Like a baby's arm. ? ?

5.) 01 Sep 2026
01 Sep 2026 13:55:00
None of the above.

6.) 01 Sep 2026
01 Sep 2026 14:18:39
I'm sure Cyclist said, "Name players you think will come in" — not be the usual negative and just say "none of the above." I know it's probably a hard question for some. ? So instead of just saying "neither" or "none above," try saying why and who you think. Not rocket science.

7.) 01 Sep 2026
01 Sep 2026 14:20:24
Mind you, it's hard enough Munmad picking players for our starting 11, let alone players he knows nothing about. ? ?

8.) 01 Sep 2026
01 Sep 2026 14:38:27
It's quiet on Forest incomings. The calm before the storm.

9.) 01 Sep 2026
01 Sep 2026 14:43:00
Yes, expect the unexpected, Cyclist. ?

10.) 01 Sep 2026
01 Sep 2026 15:21:05
2 in, Ramsdale GK, Suarez CF. ?

11.) 01 Sep 2026
01 Sep 2026 15:27:19
Oh, and one out, Munmad, aka 'Jay` from the Inbeeters, free transfer to RHR's doom parade. ?

12.) 01 Sep 2026
01 Sep 2026 15:57:01
Larry,….. . ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ?
Love from the itch you can't scratch, eh mate?

13.) 01 Sep 2026
01 Sep 2026 15:59:45
At least Munmad has actually seen them play Skegs and his little finger knows more about football than your entire carcass ….
Thought I’d just get that in whilst my wife is dressing for dinner ……..???

14.) 01 Sep 2026
01 Sep 2026 16:21:06
On your Hols, and thinking about Skegs. Very worrying, Stokey. Does your Mrs know about the dirty little secret obsession? ??

15.) 01 Sep 2026
01 Sep 2026 16:36:30
He's my no1 fan, rrh. Miss you, stokie. Please try to enjoy your holiday without worrying about me. ? ?

16.) 01 Sep 2026
01 Sep 2026 16:43:31
Sat in the corner of his hotel room is a life-size cardboard likeness of you, mate. There's lipstick kisses all over the face, worryingly it's not his wife's shade. ? ?

17.) 01 Sep 2026
01 Sep 2026 16:43:33
RRH, he's not on holiday. He's at home, but always gets dressed for dinner.
White dinner jacket & cravat. Then sits down to double egg chips & beans before retiring to the study (garden shed) with a bit of Shakespeare & a Campari & soda.
Then secretly wacks Corrie on, on the 12" portable tv. One does have one's image to maintain, old chap.

18.) 01 Sep 2026
01 Sep 2026 16:48:03
Double egg and chips, now you're talking. I could demolish that right now. ? ?

19.) 01 Sep 2026
01 Sep 2026 16:52:38
Regarding the topic of lipstick shades, I assume you are familiar with them. Are you not Wendy, who on Wednesdays wears a black wig, stilettos, a beauty spot, and a leopard print dress?

20.) 01 Sep 2026
01 Sep 2026 17:05:53
Ripley, are you the one who has hired me next week? Private performance? You sly old fox. ? ?

21.) 01 Sep 2026
01 Sep 2026 17:22:04
Shhhh. ???

22.) 01 Sep 2026
01 Sep 2026 17:32:02
It doesn't take much... winding up these clockwork toys and watch them scuttling about... very entertaining indeed. ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ?
Got to go, fans... ?

23.) 01 Sep 2026
01 Sep 2026 17:51:18
Enjoy, Stokie. Can't beat a cheap package holiday. ??? Miss u already. ?

24.) 01 Sep 2026
01 Sep 2026 17:59:40
Talking of fans, I've got an Onlyfans page, so Ripley and Stokey, you can both find me there. Just search for 'Wooly Wendy'. ??

25.) 01 Sep 2026
01 Sep 2026 19:48:52
There's nothing worse than ? when you've got no reply. First sign of defeat & old dtp tactic when ya brains ran dry & you've been
out classed. ??

26.) 01 Sep 2026
01 Sep 2026 19:50:11
More like Windy Wendy. ???

27.) 01 Sep 2026
01 Sep 2026 19:55:02
Ripley, you know where not to stand then. ??

28.) 01 Sep 2026
01 Sep 2026 19:53:06
Exactly, Larry, i used to knock said gardener for using those stupid emojis when he began to fail, its stinks of lack of wit, intelligence and charisma. ?