20 Jul 2026 21:54:48
Does FIFA stand for “Fix It For Argentina”…. Just asking……. ??.

1.) 20 Jul 2026
20 Jul 2026 22:15:09
Well, they didn't fix it, and we could have been in the final, but for Big Ears' masterstroke of a cock up.
Let it go. England and Argentina had a very easy ride to the final, and one was bound to get there.

2.) 20 Jul 2026
20 Jul 2026 22:31:48
These top four seedings need scraping. They're totally unfair on the other sides, and they remove all jeopardy for those sides in the run to the semis. Talking of semis, Shakira looks good for her age. ?

3.) 20 Jul 2026
20 Jul 2026 22:36:07
So do I winter. ??

4.) 20 Jul 2026
20 Jul 2026 22:43:26
Whats the 2026 World cup final and the 2nd world war got in common,?
The losers went to Argentina,

5.) 20 Jul 2026
20 Jul 2026 23:00:54
She's around 50 years old Winter. Three times your age mate.

6.) 20 Jul 2026
20 Jul 2026 23:51:26
Lego, she's 49, she's got 6 years on me. Definitely wouldn't kick her out of bed. ? Might even make her breakfast. ?

7.) 20 Jul 2026
20 Jul 2026 23:13:20
Winters at keast 45 and i hope he drew the curtains lego ???

8.) 20 Jul 2026
20 Jul 2026 23:25:37
Theres a new joke on the internet stokey
ANDY BURNHAM ??

9.) 21 Jul 2026
21 Jul 2026 08:04:04
I couldn't kick Shakira out of bed, just had my hip replaced - so she'd just have to deal with it. ????

10.) 21 Jul 2026
21 Jul 2026 08:55:58
Hey, lighten up DTP, FIFA was a joke mate.


I'm told that when the King was told the name of the new PM he said it reminded him of the advice he gave one of his sons about his porn collection .????
By the way, you said that the WCF half time show reminded you of " when you were in Disney "? So, were you Dopey, Grumpy or Dumbo? ????????

11.) 21 Jul 2026
21 Jul 2026 09:40:58
Brothers, not sons.

12.) 21 Jul 2026
21 Jul 2026 10:09:34
You need to get it right first time, Stokey. ???

13.) 21 Jul 2026
21 Jul 2026 11:02:05
Agreed. Being right all the time does make you get a bit complacent mate.
Anyway, tell us about your experiences with Disney ???
By the way, as you bring up Andy Burnham, I may have mentioned that my daughter in law, who is a senior partner in a Manchester law firm, has worked several times with AB and tells me he is very shrewd, very humble, personable, a good listener and ( most important of all) gets things done.
I thought Sir Keir was completely out of his depth at PM level and prone to ( easily avoided) gaffes and own goals ( Waspi women, heating allowance, Mandelson, farmers inheritance tax, private schools and defence budget to name a few).

The deployment of HMS Dragon to defend our base was Cyprus was just hopeless in the time it took to get her ready. Saying she was on the way then people in Portsmouth revealing that she was still moored up and had been for weeks.
Gave the overwhelming impression of incompetence and spouting nonsense for the sake of it
Much like yourself .???

14.) 21 Jul 2026
21 Jul 2026 11:50:53
Have my kids a great childhood, Stokey.
I'd recommend to any parent.

15.) 21 Jul 2026
21 Jul 2026 12:16:55
Trying to decipher that one, DTP.
Should "Have" mean "Gave"? Perhaps you need to get it right first time.
We took our kids to Disneyland Paris.
It was a great experience tbh.

16.) 21 Jul 2026
21 Jul 2026 12:34:52
It's too easy to get your attention, Stokey. ??

17.) 21 Jul 2026
21 Jul 2026 13:16:52
Gentleman, put the handbags away, its actually been refreshing on here for the last few days. And thanks Eds for the grammar edits??

18.) 21 Jul 2026
21 Jul 2026 13:24:41
Mate, couldn't resist the Disney gaffe. Even at my age, I'm going to put those into the back of the net... ????

19.) 21 Jul 2026
21 Jul 2026 20:23:35
Nowt like being funny in your own mind, Stokey. ?

20.) 22 Jul 2026
22 Jul 2026 09:02:40
Well, you know all about that DTP, as other posters have mentioned.
You are usually about as funny as a fire at an orphanage tbh ?