05 Nov 2026 10:34:52
I'm DTP look at me, I can't be seen but need to be heard.
My sidekick Skeg and Larry too we're the loudest baddest crew.
Too hip to trip, no need for a script we're 3 dudes busting s****
Everything we say is true, a middle finger to those who disagree, remember I'm always right can't you see.
I'm DTP please remember me, I'm in my prime even though I'm 93.
Disagree with me and I'll call you out, even though I don't know what I'm on about.
Push my buttons, I'll push back by calling you a sheep baaa that's what I'm about.
I'm a none sensical master, a blinder with words, even most things I say sound absurd.
Stokey has Shakespeare, Lego fires back, I have Skegs and Larry, hey did I really say that?
The moral of this story is a reflection on you,DTP the master of nothingness, yep GOTCHA old fool.
1.) 05 Nov 2026
05 Nov 2026 10:45:49
Gangster that?.
2.) 05 Nov 2026
05 Nov 2026 10:51:07
Well done ripely
Sorry to keep you awake
Got christmas number one written all over it ????.
3.) 05 Nov 2026
05 Nov 2026 11:09:53
I bet Paul McCartney is crapping himself now ? I can see the headlines now
Derbyshire man hits No.1 with the Ripley rap ?.
4.) 05 Nov 2026
05 Nov 2026 10:58:28
There is something quite endearing about old white people trying to rap. ?.
5.) 05 Nov 2026
05 Nov 2026 12:05:25
The derby rapper. dj ram bam is in the house. ant and dec would be proud of that ripeley ?.
6.) 05 Nov 2026
05 Nov 2026 12:23:12
Wow! Terrific Ripley mate. Got the entire Orc Army on the move with that.
Brilliant! ?????????.
7.) 05 Nov 2026
05 Nov 2026 12:36:58
Stop making me angry dreyfus ????.
8.) 05 Nov 2026
05 Nov 2026 12:39:03
Im just over the moon that fans are spending hours out of there day writing rap. songs about us we also have you doing beautiful poetry about us then theres legolas writing a script on us about bullying.
I dont think I've ever kept myself awake at night spending so much time on other fans on here keeping myself awake worrying about what other people think. im living the skegness dream. and you all love me ?.
9.) 05 Nov 2026
05 Nov 2026 13:13:23
Epic!!!
RIR!!!
10.) 05 Nov 2026
05 Nov 2026 14:28:14
I see the sniping stokeys new hobby is going well?
Talk about shooting yourself in the foot ??.
11.) 05 Nov 2026
05 Nov 2026 15:36:55
I haven't got a clue what you're on about DTP but whatever happens in your parallel universe is fine by me mate.
Still can't work out who the man with the dodgy haircut is?
" Stop making me angry” ??????or you'll do what?
Not more hurty words hiding behind a screen I hope..???.
12.) 05 Nov 2026
05 Nov 2026 15:51:32
Thank you ?.
13.) 05 Nov 2026
05 Nov 2026 15:56:49
Oh dear you really don't get banter ????????.
14.) 05 Nov 2026
05 Nov 2026 16:44:15
There's a clue there detective in stop making me angry ???.
15.) 05 Nov 2026
05 Nov 2026 17:07:18
Can't be arsed DTP. Tedious and boring.
Is the man with the dodgy haircut George Eliot, the chap who wrote Middlemarch ? ?.
16.) 05 Nov 2026
05 Nov 2026 17:13:55
Your supposed to be wiping the floor with us,with your superior intellect ???.
17.) 05 Nov 2026
05 Nov 2026 17:31:55
As I say, whatever floats your boat in your dull world without wit or intelligence is fine by me DTP.
You know as much about banter as you do about what constitutes debt or ownership.
Hang on, I'm just looking for something to sign off with.???.no, that wasn't it.???that's what I was looking for.???.
18.) 05 Nov 2026
05 Nov 2026 17:50:59
I'm just biding my time, mate, patiently lining up my next assassination. Patience is everything. if you hear the shot, you'll know I've missed. If you don't ?.
19.) 05 Nov 2026
05 Nov 2026 19:53:54
???? mr angry is showing is true colour. Green with anger you got to him dtp big time ??.
20.) 05 Nov 2026
05 Nov 2026 20:09:57
The Green Mean Machine ?.
21.) 05 Nov 2026
05 Nov 2026 20:32:39
What's the point of getting angry if you're too scared to tell me to my face DTP! Perhaps the more appropriate colour in your case is yellow.???.
22.) 05 Nov 2026
05 Nov 2026 20:56:04
See there you go again
The only person angry is yourself
Told yer you just don't get it
So far youv'e used your phone a freind,tried tag team with a ram got yourself a gun for sniping but just keep shooting yourself in the foot ??.
23.) 05 Nov 2026
05 Nov 2026 21:17:29
Everyone loves a trier DTP, hang on, no we don't ?, he's grasping at straws now, he has that sinking damp feeling, but it's just his nappy that needs changing. "Matron".
24.) 05 Nov 2026
05 Nov 2026 21:46:14
Winter, you put the olive branch out there and instead he dug the tree up and made a bonfire.
25.) 05 Nov 2026
05 Nov 2026 22:01:23
Yep I know mate, I tried, everyone loves a trier, not ? to quote myself ?. He blames you three but just can't help himself, then drags me in because I'm more datable than you?. ?.
26.) 05 Nov 2026
05 Nov 2026 22:34:40
Just been watching a couple of episodes of Gone Fishing. Sorry to see Ted has passed but he was 14.98 in dog years so a very good knock:
Anyway, off to kip now. Glass of malt, asleep as soon as my head hits the pillow.
A very gratifying day indeed.
Good night Gaylord, goodnight Bonfire, goodnight Mr McKay and goodnight Mellow yellow ?????.
27.) 05 Nov 2026
05 Nov 2026 22:42:30
A cod gets less of a battering than youv'e had today ????.
28.) 05 Nov 2026
05 Nov 2026 22:48:48
As I just said on discussions, he can't even pee straight without assistance, let alone shoot. Can you imagine, Stokey, high up in a tower, one nurse holding the rifle for him, one nurse having to load, another holding him up straight and a 4th having to aim.
29.) 05 Nov 2026
05 Nov 2026 23:09:18
Like iv'e said winter a legend in his own mind.
30.) 06 Nov 2026
06 Nov 2026 09:34:12
And in yours too, it would seem.
It's always pleasing to wake up to a ( nearly) full net. Sets me up for the day.????.