Nottingham Forest Rumours Member Posts

George26's Posts and Other Poster's Replies To George26's Posts

To George26's last 5 banter posts

George26 has no Rumours Posts

George26's banter posts with other poster's replies to George26's banter posts

28 May 2021 18:16:15
Yrwent to library other day said to the woman have you got any books on suiside she said we had a load but they never bring em back.

1.) 28 May 2021 20:06:55
Monkhouse they laughed when i said I'd be a comedian, there not laughing now 🙃

2.) 28 May 2021 22:17:01
The mother in law said "when you die i'm going to dance on your grave, i said good, i'm being buried at sea.

3.) 28 May 2021 23:20:25
Went to the doctors and asked if he could give me something for wind?
He gave me a kite. 😀😀.

4.) 29 May 2021 10:22:27
A mans girlfriend works in a library so he goes to the library to read a paper to be near her, in the paper he sees a advert for skydiving in fancy dress.

He thinks it would be a good idea to marry her and for the pair of them to wear their wedding gear on a skydive.

He then calls across to tell her and she tells him to be quiet so he leaves it and goes to a café.

When the girlfriend gets home she is excited to tell him about the skydiving advert she has seen in the paper and how she would love for them to do it together.

He then tells her what his idea was and then says but you put off that idea because you were not interested when i tried to tell you.

28 May 2021 18:14:19
My mate got run over by a mobile library the other day he was badly hurt and screaming in pain the driver got out and said to him
SHUSH.

1.) 28 May 2021 22:38:41
Did the copper book him?

28 may 2021 10:09:23
my mate ran into back of a car last week the driver got out he was a dwarf he said to my mate i'm not happy
my mate said s---t which one are you then.

1.) 28 May 2021 10:51:15
😂😂 George 👌

2.) 28 May 2021 11:13:23
Shows how busy the club is, everyone putting jokes on 😂😂

3.) 28 May 2021 12:07:07
Here's my daily Tommy then Bowie
My wife had a bad habit of biting her nails but I cured her. I hid her teeth. 🤣🎈
Musnt forget the legend that was Les Dawson tho lads.
You know when the mother in law is at the door. The mice jump on the traps🤣🤣🎈.

4.) 28 May 2021 12:24:10
Hahahaha,yes les was funny as balloons 😂😂

5.) 28 May 2021 12:28:55
One for ED the brilliant ken dodd, i haven't spoke to the mother in law for 18 months, couldn't get a word in edgeways

{Ed001's Note - good choice.}

6.) 28 May 2021 13:08:17
Bob monkhouse. I still enjoy sex at 71 i live at 70 so no distance.
Wouldnt say the wife was a bad cook but she uses the smoke alarm as a timer 😂😂

7.) 28 May 2021 13:43:39
Les Dawson, When I first set eyes on my wife I was smitten. She had long black hair all the way down her back. None on her head just down her back! 😂.

8.) 28 May 2021 13:57:27
I wouldn't say my mother-in-law was big, but she was built like a Pre-War side board! "
😂😂😂.

9.) 28 May 2021 15:10:37
I wasnt sure what to do with my suppository so I rang the NHS helpline. I must say they were really rather rude! 😂😂.

10.) 28 May 2021 17:02:21
Two cannibals eating a clown, one asks the other does yours taste funny.

23 May 2021 18:54:21
Reds ought to go for CAULEY WOODROW now Barnsley are out 6foot plus good eye for goal think he would do a good job.

1.) 23 May 2021 19:36:18
Leave for more money and gambling the manager will turn things around enough to get Forest promoted even though the manager had us nearer relegation than promotion, or stay with Barnsley who have already proved they are good enough to make the play offs where he knows what is what and could well get promoted next term. 🤔 🤔 🤔.

2.) 23 May 2021 20:04:33
Last season Barnsley escaped relegation on last day, Forest missed play offs by 1 point.
Who knows what next season will bring for both clubs.
But we will be paying far better wages regardless.

3.) 23 May 2021 20:23:49
Trentender Forest under the now Qatar one were totally unconvincing even though we were in the play offs for so long, it seemed more by luck than design, and eventually messed it up big time.

Barnsley brought in a manager that transformed them in next to no time and got them into the play offs by design and only missed out on getting them into the play off final by losing 2-1 over two games.

The now Qatar one got us to lose 4-1 in one game to snatch defeat from the jaws of victory.

4.) 24 May 2021 17:56:23
and next season it could be all change and rolls reversed again. Its happened several times in the last few years where a team finished in lower half of Championship one season then went up following season.
I can just imagine the posts on here had we signed Barnsley manager last season. No track record in championship, won nothing, foreigner, no hoper, club a mess.
Now someone took a punt on him and had a succesful season he's the bees knees. Love him or hate him but Lamouchie was similar in pedigree and got us to 7th in League and got slaughtered for it, regardless of playing style or end of season collapse.

5.) 25 May 2021 04:41:51
Have you forgotten that both Brentford and Swansea both were in the play offs when Forest finished seventh and both finished in the play offs last term.

When a manager approaches football in the right way and has the players behind him that team often goes on to do well again.

The Qatar one approached football in a defensive, then altra defensive way and lost the players.

That is why Forest lost all their opening games under him at the start of last term. 🤔.

21 Apr 2021 21:01:33
Never seen such dross for the last 3 seasons we haven't had a defender who gets of the floor to head a ball away mighten is not up to it and yates can't pas a ball.

George26 has no Rumour Replies

George26 has no Banter Replies