31 Oct 2021 16:35:19
Due to this Spat with France the Home Guard are being reformed in Skegness ,looking for a Captain ,know any suitable candidates on that bit of the coast?
Someone that doesn’t panic !
CARLO

1.) 31 Oct 2021
31 Oct 2021 20:05:48
Sod the French they can get by with there horse meat and frogs.

2.) 31 Oct 2021
31 Oct 2021 20:54:58
Skegs don’t worry mate if a motor backfires on one of our boats on the high seas, the French navy will immediately race back to port,

3.) 31 Oct 2021
31 Oct 2021 20:59:18
Just put some scarecrows on the beach dressed in shell suits from Ingoldmells market.
That would do the trick. 🤣🤣.

4.) 01 Nov 2021
01 Nov 2021 06:30:00
Don’t worry lads. Reports this morning are that Poundland Napoleon is coming to the negotiating table over the fishing problem, he just needs a step ladder for the face to face discussions.

5.) 01 Nov 2021
01 Nov 2021 06:39:16
I bought some genuine ones from the market, a nice Over Aromour one and a Adibas and Neverlast ones. 🤣🤣. Personally I'd divert em to Ilson and let em tackle the mighty Chav army.

6.) 01 Nov 2021
01 Nov 2021 21:31:43
Just remember the old saying “ If you give a man a fish you feed him for a day. If you teach a man how to fish you annoy the French for a lifetime”! 👍.