02 Jun 2017 18:20:50
The lads are off to Tampa in Florida to get their pre-season underway.

1.) 02 Jun 2017
02 Jun 2017 19:46:22
Jammy sods! You couldn't take me as well!

2.) 03 Jun 2017
03 Jun 2017 13:50:53
So that's their reward for just surviving relegation? Don't get me wrong guys, glad they did. However if I was the manager, I'd have them training on the beach at Bognor Regis!

3.) 04 Jun 2017
04 Jun 2017 08:18:44
Glad you're not our manager Rogie 😂.

4.) 04 Jun 2017
04 Jun 2017 17:51:24
Yeah mate! And in the month of January! 😵😵😵 Lol!

5.) 04 Jun 2017
04 Jun 2017 22:57:37
Rog is saving himself for the England job, I'm in!

6.) 05 Jun 2017
05 Jun 2017 21:51:30
Yes mate, i'd soon whip'em into shape! Up at 3am, then a cold bath for starters. Then a ten mile hike, (without any social media gadgets, headphones etc. All chucked in the bin) after that a nice bowl of cold porridge, Your then kitted out in something like they done PE with in "Colditz". Proper "sneakers" to run in!

None of your ridiculous different coloured boots, "Body Armour" or "Snoods" on my watch! Next up. "Bunny​ Hops" up and down the pitch 6 times. Then a nice game of "give your teammate a piggy back" just the 5 miles this time.

Then to enhance their speed and balance, let them "chase the chicken" around a yard (just like Rocky. makes a nice change from us running around like headless chickens).

Then just to warm down . a leisurely stroll through the nettles, (just like Sir Brian) then to finish off, a nice cold shower. (with none of your posh muck, like shampoos, conditioners, body sprays, face muds, colognes, soothing balms, or musks for that matter), then it's off to a nice wooden bunk bed, complete with a straw matress (none off your heated seats malarkey!, then it's same again tomorrow, after a few weeks of my regime, we'll smash this league! 👿👿👿.